"Card!!!"
"what!!!"
Naturally, Lillie's scream rang out at the same time as Snorlax's roar. Although Lillie's Pokémon phobia has improved a lot due to Gongsun Yan's intervention, there are still some remnants, which is unavoidable.
So even though Lillie was able to interact with most Pokémon without changing her expression, she couldn't help but scream when she suddenly came into such close contact with Snorlax, who had an extremely ferocious expression (he wanted to eat something).
"Kirby?~"
Snorlax was obviously frightened by Lillie's reaction, and quickly broke away from his state of killing gods and Buddhas. He touched his head with a simple look on his face, not quite understanding why Lillie was so scared.
"Ah~~~~, ahem, don't be afraid, Lilia. Snorlax doesn't mean any harm. Look, he's very honest."
The reason why Gongsun Yan made such a misleading sound before was mainly because after Liliae screamed, she threw herself into his arms. Feeling the sweet and soft body in his arms, Gongsun Yan almost couldn't control himself.
However, Gongsun Yan is a man who has seen the world, so managing facial expressions is naturally a basic skill. With the beautiful jade in his arms, Gongsun Yan's eyes are still open and his tone is calm and gentle. The only problem is that his nose has given up resistance.
"Ah, you have a nosebleed."
"Ah, this must be because Xiao Mao's lunch was too filling. After all, he has so many girlfriends, it's all his fault, and it has nothing to do with me!"
"Is what you said true?"
"Of course, trust me!"
Just like that, Xiao Mao was inexplicably blamed, and his image in Liliae's heart has changed from an acquaintance to a gentleman. This is really cause for celebration.
After some tidying up, Gongsun Yan, whose nosebleed had finally stopped, did not cause any more trouble. He directly placed the energy blocks in his backpack in front of Snorlax, saying that as long as he agreed to one of his requests, these energy blocks would be his.
"Kirby!"
Obviously, Xiaozhi is very good at disciplining his Pokémon, although this is more likely the credit of Professor Oak. When Snorlax smelled the energy cube that was extremely tempting to him, he did not rush over, but listened calmly to Gongsun Yan's request.
"Ahem, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about it. It's probably because of this and that, this and that, so."
After Gongsun Yan's explanation, Snorlax understood what Gongsun Yan's purpose was. It turned out that he just wanted to lie on his stomach. He thought it was something else and immediately agreed.
Snorlax was originally a very kind Pokémon. As long as it didn't disturb his sleep and meals, he was easy to talk to. When he was in the backyard of the research institute, Pokémon would often climb on him to sleep, and he never objected to this.
Chapter 9 Snorlax's Belly = Amusement Park
"Yes, it's true. It's this feeling. I've been thinking about it for a long time. This delicate yet soft feeling, I feel like I'm going to get addicted to it. Hiss! Hiss!"
"Um, Xiaoyan, maybe you could control your expression a little more." Xiaozhi looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated.
"Kirby, Kirby!" Kirby nodded repeatedly. If Gongsun Yan hadn't bribed him before, he might have thrown Gongsun Yan down now.
Gongsun Yan was seen buried deep inside Snorlax's belly. Satoshi and Lillie beside him couldn't see Gongsun Yan's expression at all, but the obscene voice still made them shiver.
Even Snorlax couldn't bear to watch it anymore. He rarely put down the energy block in his hand and agreed with his trainer's words very seriously. Although with his honest face, this expression really didn't have any lethality.
Gongsun Yan has accomplished a lot by making Snorlax put down the food on his own initiative. This kind of feat is not something that can be achieved casually. But from another perspective, what kind of expression did Gongsun Yan make just now? This may always remain a mystery.
"Ahem, I'm just a little excited, I think everyone can understand me."
Gongsun Yan's face rarely turned red, and he poked his head out from Snorlax's belly and said it a little embarrassedly. However, although Gongsun Yan humbly admitted his mistake, he refused to repent. He pretended that he did not hear what Xiaozhi said, and had no intention of climbing down from Snorlax's belly.
But it's not a big problem. As long as Gongsun Yan doesn't make that strange "hiss hiss" sound, Snorlax doesn't really care what expression Gongsun Yan will show. He can't see it anyway, so out of sight, out of mind.
As for the saliva problem that may occur, do you think Snorlax will care about this problem? Take a look at the description of Gigantamax Snorlax in the illustration book.
[The Gigantamaxed Snorlax seems to grow along with the food it drops while eating. Under the influence of the Gigantamaxing power, the fruit seeds and pebbles stuck to its belly also grow explosively. Its huge body with lush vegetation is as majestic as a mountain. Its main feature is that a unique ecosystem has formed on its belly, with roads, big trees, fruit, and grass. It is a paradise.]
So no one knows what is stuck on Snorlax's belly. A little saliva is nothing. Snorlax never cares about it. After all, if there are too many lice, he is not afraid of being bitten.
The reason why Gongsun Yan climbed onto Snorlax's belly so decisively was mainly because Xiaozhi's Snorlax was a rare flexible fat guy among Snorlax. Not only did he have amazing speed, he also learned the magical skill of surfing.
In a sense, Ash's Snorlax can be considered a representative of the cleanest Pokémon of his species. At least every once in a while he would go surfing in the pond in the backyard and give himself a bath, torturing the Pokémon in the pond.
In addition, Xiaozhi also took a nap on Snorlax's belly a few days ago and gave Snorlax a bath on purpose, so Gongsun Yan was so relieved. Xiaozhi wouldn't let himself be harmed.
After dealing with Gongsun Yan's perverted behavior, Xiaozhi and Lillie also felt a little sleepy, so they climbed onto Snorlax's belly to take a nap. Due to Snorlax's huge size, even if three people lay on Snorlax's belly at the same time, they would not feel crowded.
But even so, for various reasons, Gongsun Yan and Liliae's bodies got closer and closer, and finally they just hugged each other, embracing each other and enjoying the comfortable afternoon time.
However, Xiaozhi was not willing to be outdone. As time went by, Xiaozhi and Pikachu successfully hugged each other and started to stick close to each other. What's even more strange is that Gongsun Yan actually didn't feel any sense of incongruity in the scene. This is very scary.
As for Gongsun Yan, who was also taking a nap, how did he know what happened to Xiaozhi? It was because Professor Oak came to see him. Otherwise, Gongsun Yan really planned to sleep until the evening. After all, the weather was particularly good today.
The reason why Professor Oak came to find Gongsun Yan was very simple. As mentioned before, he came to find him to be the temporary leader of the summer camp. Since he had promised the children, Dr. Oak had no choice but to come to find Gongsun Yan.
"Oh, sure. Good afternoon then."
From the above sentence, we can see that Gongsun Yan has not yet woken up, and did not even hear clearly what Professor Oak said, but directly agreed. As a result, after Professor Oak went back happily, Gongsun Yan realized that something was wrong.
"Damn it, am I possessed by a ghost? How can I just agree to something like this? With my appearance, can I be a leader to teach the children? I'm afraid I'll mislead the students."
Gongsun Yan knelt weakly on Snorlax's belly, causing waves of flesh to form. He held his head with his hands and wailed there. However, before he could get rid of his loss, he suddenly found that this seemed to be quite fun.
Then Gongsun Yan used Snorlax's belly as a trampoline. The elastic force, which was different from that of a spring, made Gongsun Yan unable to stop. If it weren't for the fact that Snorlax's fat content was a little high and it couldn't feel what Gongsun Yan was doing, or if it felt it but thought it was nothing, Gongsun Yan would have been blown away long ago.
"Well, the boat will sink when it reaches the bridge. Since you have agreed to it, let's give it a try."
After "exercise" for a while, Gongsun Yan successfully put his troubles behind him. Anyway, he couldn't change the established facts now, so he just accepted it. After all, life is like that. Since he can't resist it, he might as well enjoy it.
After figuring this out, Gongsun Yan happily ran back to where he was just now, hugged Liliae in his arms again, sniffed the fragrance of Liliae's hair, and slowly fell asleep.
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"Um, that, I am, that, I, um, I am that..."
Gongsun Yan was caught in the biggest crisis in history, that is, he thought he was a big shot in society, but when facing others, especially a group of children, his embarrassment seemed to relapse. He broke a simple opening remark into pieces, and even Liliae beside him couldn't bear to watch.
Chapter 10 I'm Really Unwilling
"Ahem, forget it, let's just forget about that failed opening speech. My name is Gongsun Yan, and I will be the leader of your summer camp. Please give me your guidance."
After a brief silence, Gongsun Yan finished his opening remarks relatively smoothly. It would have been perfect if there had been no sweat on his palms.
"Yes, we understand."
"Hey, Mr. Gongsun Yan, can you let us take a look at Groudon?"
"Mr. Gongsun Yan, after you lost to Mr. Xiaozhi, did you feel very unwilling?"
"Mr. Gongsun Yan, is the person next to you your girlfriend? When do you plan to get married?"
"Mr. Gongsun Yan..."
To be honest, although Gongsun Yan knew the truth that three women make a play, he really didn't expect that a group of children gathered together could cause much more harm than a group of ducks or a play.
Amidst the noise, Gongsun Yan dreamed back to the Caiyou Conference. Could this be the retribution for escaping the reporters' pursuit? If Gongsun Yan hadn't known that these children were here to attend the summer camp, he would have thought that he was attacked by the undercover reporters.
"Ah~! There are too many noises. It's so annoying! I feel like I'm going to collapse!" Gongsun Yan wailed in his heart.
"You have to remember..."
Suddenly, a familiar phrase appeared in Gongsun Yan's mind. According to the words in his mind, Gongsun Yan recited them silently in his heart as if he was chanting a poem.
"Classify the voices, destroy those who resist! Punish those who make noise! Guide those who are lost! And block out all the noise!"
According to the words in his mind, Gongsun Yan began to classify the children's words. He finally recovered from the state of being on the verge of collapse and was able to face everything that was happening before his eyes.
"Grawo is taking a nap now. It's not good to disturb others' sleep, so let's not disturb him. Look at this beautiful forest. You don't want it to be destroyed, do you?"
"Xiaozhi and I are friends. No matter which side wins, we will give our blessings. The loser will train harder, and the winner will not be complacent and stay in the old dream of winning. Only by always striving for progress can we continue to win."
"Haha, my little friend, you have a good eye. That's right, Lilia is my girlfriend. As for marriage, it will happen naturally when the time comes, so there's no need to rush."
Gongsun Yan only answered the first three questions in the end. He did not answer the following questions but just refused with a smile. If he really wanted to continue, he might not be able to explain these questions clearly in the whole day.
"Thank you, Captain. I haven't forgotten your teachings." Gongsun Yan sighed silently in his heart.
This team leader is not the one in Flower of Hope, but the leader of a copy team that Gongsun Yan met when he was carrying bricks in Yamakou Mountain. Gongsun Yan heard these words from him.
The young and naive Gongsun Yan once asked the team leader how he managed to keep all the members of the entire dungeon team in compliance. Then the other party told him these words.
After discovering that Gongsun Yan did not understand the meaning of this sentence, the team leader silently commanded Gongsun Yan to open the team voice on another channel, and then Gongsun Yan's worldview was washed away.
There are all kinds of monsters and demons in this voice chat. Showing off battle records and equipment are nothing, these are all normal topics, while other topics are not so normal. You can hear political discussions, futures trading, which girl is pretty, how to brush Q coins, etc. It is just the same as the current QQ group.
Gongsun Yan even heard two men openly making appointments for sex using public voice, which had a huge impact on Gongsun Yan's outlook on life and values.
Then the team leader used an exhausted voice to narrate how he used this passage to tame the group of guys who kept flirting. At least now they don't dare to make trouble in the main channel, which can be considered an achievement.
So Gongsun Yan kept these words in mind, although he did not get the opportunity to put them into practice until he was reborn.
In fact, these three questions were not the first three raised, but were carefully selected by Gongsun Yan. After all, some of the questions were so difficult that Gongsun Yan would never be able to answer them.
However, Gongsun Yan's deceptive operation did work. Although there were still a lot of questions that had not been asked, it could barely satisfy the children's curiosity. After all, they didn't know much at the moment, and their admiration for Gongsun Yan was only superficial.
But Liliae, who was standing next to Gongsun Yan, didn't think so. Gongsun Yan had just admitted his relationship with her in front of so many people, which made her feel happy and shy.
I was happy because Gongsun Yan did not hide the relationship between them and made it public so openly. The little girls in the team who had always been unhappy with me became even uglier after they knew about their relationship.
Obviously, given the setting of being little but smart in the Pokémon world, these children are quite precocious, otherwise they wouldn't ask such questions. In addition, Gongsun Yan is both very good-looking and capable, so it is inevitable that some little girls would have some bad thoughts.
To be honest, seeing the jealous and envious expressions on those girls' faces, even Lillie, the angel-like girl, couldn't help but feel proud. She was the first to get such a popular piece of Tang Monk's meat. It was so comfortable.
As for her shyness, it is also easy to understand. Liliae is a girl with thin skin after all. In this situation, her identity was revealed, so shyness is inevitable, not to mention that she has to face all kinds of looks from those children.
"Well, you guys go play first, I won't disturb you. I'm going to go learn from Professor Oak how to comb a coyote dog's hair!"
Looking at Liliae's fleeing back, Gongsun Yan revealed a doting smile, and it was this smile that made the girls who were originally planning to try farm work put down their hoes.
"Alas, life is so difficult. I finally found a perfect person of the opposite sex, but she is already taken. It's the kind that I can't even think about breaking up. I really don't want to accept this coincidence."
At this moment, these words appeared in the minds of those girls almost at the same time, and they sighed deeply, with their backs full of vicissitudes of life.
Chapter 11 Daily Life of a Team Leader
"Ah!!! Leader, help me!"
"Heart Scale, use Dragon Tail! Don't use too much power, just a little to stop the tadpole's movement!"
The grass shook, and first a very embarrassed little boy escaped from it, followed by an angry mosquito tadpole. There was a very obvious footprint on the mosquito tadpole's tail. The fact was very obvious, that is, the little boy stepped on the mosquito tadpole's tail for some reason and was chased.
However, the little boy was quite smart. He did not run around, but instead tried his best to rush behind Gongsun Yan to seek shelter.
And the mosquito coil tadpole obviously didn't want to let the little boy go. His cheeks bulged up, and a considerable amount of water ability gathered in them. It looked like it was either a water gun or a bubble ray. If it hit him, he wouldn't suffer serious injuries, but he would inevitably suffer physical pain.
At this critical moment, Xinlinbao arrived first and slapped the mosquito-repellent tadpole on the face with a dragon tail. It was obvious that Xinlinbao didn't take Gongsun Yan's words to heart at all. The dragon tail directly knocked the mosquito-repellent tadpole away.
The little boy breathed a sigh of relief only when he rushed to Gongsun Yan's back. Just as he was about to sit down on the ground, Gongsun Yan grabbed his arm.
"Don't sit on the ground directly after strenuous exercise. It's not good for your health."
Based on the average physical fitness of the people in the Pokémon world, Gongsun Yan really couldn't say anything that would endanger life, so he could only use basic words like "it's bad for the body" to dissuade him. Fortunately, the point about "it's bad for the body" is still effective in the Pokémon world.
"Oh, ok, I understand leader."
Faced with Gongsun Yan's dissuasion, the little boy did not feel impatient. Instead, he stood aside very obediently, with little stars twinkling in his eyes.
"Oh, kids nowadays are really like that, even the kids in the Pokémon world are the same."
Gongsun Yan silently complained in his heart. He felt helpless. Although these kids listened to him so much, which was beneficial for his work as a team leader, he still felt a little sad.
Children nowadays are just weird. They often don't listen to a word their parents or relatives say, but they open their hearts to a familiar stranger. This person is often not a teacher, but a so-called idol who has only been seen on TV.
To be honest, Gongsun Yan never thought in his life that he could become an idol one day, nor did he think about being an idol. He himself hasn't even figured out how to live, so how can he teach others?
However, idols are not all bad. Gongsun Yan also has idols, such as teachers and prime ministers, who are all Gongsun Yan's idols. But this does not mean that Gongsun Yan will listen to them. He still has his own judgment.
Fortunately, Gongsun Yan is an ambitious young man who has been influenced by the red culture. Although his values cannot be said to be textbook-like, they will definitely not be despised by most people, so Gongsun Yan feels that he should properly correct the mentality of these children.
"Hehe, leader, you are awesome. Thank you for saving me."
"Don't thank me, it's too early for you to be happy. Because of your mistake, your team's score will be deducted five points. Now the danger has been eliminated, continue with your mission."
Gongsun Yan didn't pay any attention to the boy's flattering tone and took a completely businesslike attitude, which completely ruined the boy's plan to get away with it.
"Yes, I understand." The little boy replied weakly.
However, this was obviously not the first time Gongsun Yan had done this. The little boy quickly regained his energy and planned to look for and pick up the branches he had dropped on the roadside while running. These branches were related to their team's dinner.
On the first day that Gongsun Yan took over half of the summer camp members, he divided everyone into groups. There were five teams, each with four people. During the summer camp, everyone in each team was tied together. The initial score was 100 points. Gongsun Yan would distribute rewards or punishments based on the ranking every day.
Now is dinner time, and each team has a clear division of labor: one person collects firewood, one person sets up the tent, one person sets up the stove, and one person fetches water. If any one of them has a problem, their team will not have dinner.
This child was the one who was assigned to collect firewood. While he was collecting firewood, he accidentally stepped on the tail of a mosquito coil tadpole, which led to the series of events that happened before, so he had to go and get the firewood back.
Gongsun Yan's so-called rewards and punishments were also very simple. The team with the highest ranking could eat with Gongsun Yan, and the meal would be prepared by Gongsun Yan. They only needed to complete the preliminary preparations. Even the ingredients were prepared by Gongsun Yan himself. After all, if he asked a group of children to get the ingredients, Gongsun Yan felt that he might not be able to eat.
