Chapter 65 Challenge successful!
If it's just eight hours long, then there won't be much to watch in this show. Even if Sa Beining and Qi Long are funny enough to shout the director's name while swinging the mattocks, it's just a little bit of content and is not enough to support an entire show.
So soon, they changed to another job type, which was to move steel frames, saying that they were for support. They had to move these things from the working surface to the advancing surface.
After testing the weight of the arched steel, Qi Long sighed: "We should let Dongqiang do it. He likes fitness, and this weight is like heaven to him!"
Sa Beining replied: "Farewell, I feel like if Dongqiang gets cheated, he'll punch me in the chest!"
Dongqiang is now the strongest force in the Comedy Club, and is known as Deyun's reckless person. Qilong sometimes goes against him for the sake of the show effect, and was eventually thrown to the ground by Dongqiang. Of course, he was supported by Dongqiang, so he was not injured.
This move immediately stunned all of Deyun's nephews. Many of those who were closer to Qi Long in the past went to curry favor with Dongqiang.
"No, at most he would hit the director and you would be a victim!"
The two chatted as they carried the heavy arched steel and started moving forward. After taking a few steps, they felt pain in their shoulders, so they quickly put it down, switched to the other side, and continued walking.
Coming to the advancement surface, it is the third work experience, drilling.
A special machine is used to drill holes, and then explosives are placed in the holes for blasting.
Blasting work must be carried out by professional workers, so the two of them tried drilling.
This mechanized work is the easiest job for the two of them since they started working in the mine. They only need to hold the machine tightly. The only uncomfortable thing is the protest of their eardrums.
The sound of the electric drill continued to reflect and echo in the mine, making the already noisy sound of some kind of mechanical drill even louder.
After the drilling was completed and the blasting started, they exited the safety line. The two men experienced the shock of a mine blast, the kind that made their ears tinnitus!
After experiencing three kinds of jobs, it was finally time to eat. The two sat on an unknown pipe and started eating.
Sa Beining looked at Qi Long solemnly and said, "I'm sorry, Qi Long!"
"What's wrong? You're talking about this all of a sudden!"
"I regret forcing you to stay yesterday. If I had known it would be so tiring, I should have let you go back!" said Sa Beining.
Qi Long rubbed his chopsticks and replied with four words: "I'm here now!"
This is what Sa Beining said yesterday. In fact, Qi Long would not have left even if he hadn't said it. He came here to repay a favor. And when he saw Director Xie, he felt something was wrong, so he was mentally prepared!
"Hahaha, good brother!"
Qi Long also laughed and said with emotion: "If you hadn't accompanied me, I would have given up halfway. I'm too tired. I'm going to compete with you. I still have a breath left, so I can hold on!"
"Me too. If I came down alone, I probably wouldn't be able to hold on!"
The two chatted for a while, and then began to eat voraciously. They consumed a lot of energy. At this moment, this box of lunch was the most delicious thing. Even if it tasted like coal slag in their mouths, they didn't care.
"Hahahahahaha!"
After working for eight hours, Qi Long and Sa Beining came to the ground, looked at themselves in the full-length mirror, and laughed together.
From below, they could see each other's faces were dark through the lighting of the program crew, but no one mentioned it. But when they came up and saw that they had turned into black people, they couldn't help laughing.
This smile is not only about my current appearance, but also about the happiness from the bottom of my heart. We have persisted in working for eight hours!
"Sa Beining, Qi Long, the first round, the challenge is successful!"
"Yeah!" Qi Long and Sa Beining high-fived to celebrate.
Turning back to face the camera, Sa Beining's hosting style returned: "Teacher Qi, the challenge was successful, what do you think?"
Qi Long considered for a moment and said:
"Today, the two of us challenged ourselves to work in a coal mine for eight hours. Perhaps many viewers will applaud us for our success, but I think that more applause should be given to the coal miners. They face such challenges every day. They are more amazing than us!"
Sa Beining clapped his hands and nodded:
"The coal from Shanxi Province is shipped to all parts of the country for use in heating, industry and other fields. It is because of these coal miners that the north has heating in winter and our country's industry is booming. Maybe they work just to support their families, but their labor is actually changing China and the world!"
Qi Long also applauded, and the two bowed to the camera together, then shouted the program's slogan:
【Ordinary life, great challenges! 】
The director asked if there were any recommended guests for the next episode. Sa Beining immediately called out Nigo Maiti, and Qi Long called out Gao Dongqiang, good brothers who pitted each other together! The recording came to an end. After taking a shower and changing clothes, Qi Long and Sa Beining came to the workers' meeting room where they held a work summary meeting after work and brought them a performance. Sa Beining sang his specialty "Little White Poplar" and Qi Long sang a song of Taiping lyrics.
At the same time, the two of them also put together a crosstalk on the spur of the moment, using content from previous crosstalk competitions.
As soon as he came on stage, Qi Long said that when it comes to talking, our crosstalk actors are the best. Sa Beining disagreed and said that their hosts are the best.
So the two began a tongue twister competition. Qi Long defeated Sa Beining with his extremely difficult tongue twister. Sa Beining tried to challenge him and deliberately got his tongue tied, which caused laughter from the audience.
Qi Long also took the opportunity to ask the director team: "This is considered a deduction for CCTV programs, right? He just said so many wrong words, so he has to pay the program team, right?"
Sa Beining hit back: "I'm not good at tongue twisters, but I have a high level of education!"
"A diploma does not represent culture. Although I don't have a diploma, I have culture!"
"Do you dare to compete with me in ancient poetry?" Sa Beining asked provocatively.
Qi Long accepted it happily: "You are really walking into a trap. I recite poems every day. I recite famous poems as soon as I open my mouth. Listen to me:"
[The loving mother wields the sword in her hand and chops the wandering son. She chops twelve times, and every sword strikes a critical hit! ]
Sa Beining pretended to be speechless and said the correct line of poetry.
Qi Long said he had finished the skewer, and here comes another one: [Goose, goose, goose, bend the neck and cut it with a knife, boil a pot of water, and serve when cooked! ]
"How about this, this is how to stew a goose in an iron pot!"
"Not very good. You can't even recite Ode to the Goose, and you want to compete with me in ancient poetry? Come, let's compete in poems with the word 'one'!" Sa Beining proposed the competition items.
He started with [The Yellow River flows far away among the white clouds, and there is a lonely city and ten thousand feet of mountains.]
"I'm one!"
Qi Long sneered: [The grass on the plain withers and grows green every year. ]
"We're one!"
[Two people drink together, mountain flowers bloom, one cup after another. 】
"We are three one!"
[One flower, one world; one tree, one bodhi! ]
"Four ones, bomb!" Qi Long continued.
[Looking up and looking down, a smile; a river with bright moon and autumn leaves! ]
"Five ones!" Sa Beining said proudly.
Not to mention, the CCTV host's cultural accumulation is really sufficient. Sa Beining already knew these verses and did not need to memorize them again, so he got this job.
After he finished these five verses with "one", Qi Long looked embarrassed.
"Is it no use?"
"Okay! Listen carefully! Friends walk together for a lifetime, those days are no longer there, one word, one lifetime, one love, one glass of wine, I'll six one, say hello, and I'll run if you win!"
"Screw that, those are the lyrics!"
Amid everyone's laughter, a temporarily rehearsed crosstalk ended.
The recording of the entire program has officially ended.
(End of this chapter)
