Chapter 287 Weird Resume
Qi Long came to Xiaolehui on a whim to see the level of his nephew who was developing on his own. After taking a look, he felt that he was not bad, so he immediately called Luan Yunping.
Their next special performance will be in Shanghai, and Qi Long wants to invite Gao Hecai to attend the special performance.
He suggested that Gao Hecai and Sun Jiuxiang perform together so that he could make some money from his own show.
Because of the variety show recordings, Qin Xiaoxian doesn't perform in small theaters as often as before. Just like Qi Long last year, he basically only performs four or five shows a week. His variety show only invited him and did not invite him to be a partner, so Jiuxiang made less money.
Sun Jiuxiang is not like Yan Hexiang, whose family is not short of money. He performs half for hobby and has to consider his family.
Although Jiuxiang didn't say it explicitly, Qi Long saw it and still wanted to help him. The money he earned from a special performance as a supporting actor was equivalent to a full performance in the small theater for a month!
After listening to it, Luan Yunping thought it was okay and agreed.
The company stipulates that all performances must be reported to the vice president, even to Qi Long, the uncle who has a close relationship with Luan Yunping.
No matter who you are, you have to abide by the rules. If one person breaks it, there will be a second one, and then everything will be a mess.
After telling Gao Hecai the news, he asked him to have a remote video call with Sun Jiuxiang to review the work. Qi Long was taken to have a midnight snack by his nephew and slept till the next day.
On the high-speed train back to the capital, Qi Long looked at the sleepy Gao Dongqiang and nudged him: "What's up, were you a young model last night?"
"What? Don't you watch the news? The paparazzi have taken pictures." Dongqiang shook his hands, pulled out the small table on the chair, and lay down to sleep.
Qi Long took out his mobile phone and looked at the hot searches, and saw the hot search content.
When the paparazzi were following the rich second-generation Acong, they found him with the crosstalk actor Gao Dongqiang. They thought they could finally get some footage of Dongqiang's extravagant life, but when they followed him, they found out that Dongqiang took Acong to the gym and worked out for more than an hour.
After finishing the work, the two called a few more artists, still male artists, and went online all night.
"I've been sitting in the Internet cafe for five consecutive days and never won a single game," Dongqiang complained, then lay down and fell asleep.
At this time, Qi Long received a message from the director of "Dou Xiaoshe", asking them to prepare a resume for use when interviewing Deyun Company during the next recording.
Qi Long glanced at the sleeping Dong Qiang, thought about it and decided not to call him, and just do it himself.
Since it's a variety show recording, there's no need to be too serious. Here's a funny version of his resume. He pulled out the small table in the armrest of the chair, put the laptop on the table, and began typing away!
After going through this column, he thought about it and wrote the following: Nobel Prize audience, students from the country where Huaqing University is located, resume senders from Fortune 500 companies, participants in billion-dollar lottery projects, senior buyers from major shopping platforms.
Qi Long, who made weird resumes for himself and Dong Qiang, didn't know that the interviewer they would face during the variety show recording was Mr. Shi Fukuan.
On the day of the recording, Dong Qiang, who walked in with the resume prepared by Qi Long, was stunned: "Master?"
Shi Fukuan looked serious and waved his hand: "Who are you? You're calling me so affectionately. Which one of us three looks like a driver?"
Yu Qian was very happy: "That's right, if it's an interview, then do it well. Come on, tell me about your resume!"
Guo Degang didn't say anything. He just watched as his fellow students joked with each other.
Dongqiang, who was a Spartan in the variety show, suddenly became nervous: "My name is Gao Dongqiang!"
"This name sounds unlucky. Sooner or later it will be torn down and used to repair the west wall." Shi Fukuan casually complained about his apprentice's name.
Dong Qiang smiled and said, "Male!"
"That goes without saying. The three of us are not blind, so how about spouses?"
Dong Qiang whispered: "Not yet!"
Shi Fukuan turned to Guo Degang and said, "Nothing good for now. I won't take pregnancy leave in the short term!"
"Chairman, he is a man!" Guo Degang quickly stopped him.
Shi Fukuan picked up the magnifying glass and pointed it at Dongqiang: "Oh, a man?" Yu Qian said: "You just said that I am not blind."
"Why do I feel like I'm with a little girl? Not an ordinary girl, but a shy little girl of four or five years old, who is so timid!" He complained about his apprentice, and was really merciless: "Can you be open and honest? Come on, read your resume!"
Dong Qiang took a look at the resume Qi Long had prepared for him, and raised his head and asked, "Can I not read it?"
"You've written it, why don't you read it? Just read it according to what's written!"
Dongqiang sighed and said he would not sleep on the high-speed train.
"Award-winning experience: I won the consolation prize in the children's dance competition held at the sixth shop, Rabbit Baby Children's Clothing Store, on the second floor corner of the Taiyuan Maoye large department store in Shanxi Province!"
All three of them were amused. Wow, such a lively scene was a consolation prize.
Qi Long gave all the weird awards in crosstalk to Dong Qiang. In addition to this, there are also weird competitions.
The first place in the Sun Staring Contest, the fastest opening and closing screen contest, the longest audience in the University Couples Kissing Longest Contest, and the winner of the Touching China Award.
After the people on the stage had some fun, Shi Fukuan waved his hand and said, "What a mess, just be a cleaner, next one!"
Qi Long entered the room and Dong Qiang left. The look in someone's eyes that wanted to stab him could not be hidden. Seeing Dong Qiang glaring at him, Qi Long knew that things were not that simple. He saw Mr. Shi as soon as he entered the door. No wonder Dong Qiang had embarrassed himself in front of his master.
"Look, this kid looks much more spiritual than the one just now!" Shi Fukuan praised, "Please introduce yourself!"
"My name is Qi Long!"
Shi Fukuan immediately slammed the table and stood up, startling Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "What a good name, riding a dragon, listen to me, oh my, what a great ambition!"
"Sir, sit down and don't get excited!"
"When I look at this child, I feel that he should be admitted directly"
Guo Degang and Yu Qian were laughing on the side. Your discrimination is too obvious. You are really cheating your own apprentice. Now it’s Mr. Hou’s apprentice, so you have to protect him!
Shi Fukuan asked him what achievements he had, not to mention what was on his resume.
Qi Long thought for a moment and said, "Under the guidance of my uncle Shi Fukuan, I won the first place in the National Crosstalk Competition held last year!"
Shi Fukuan nodded vigorously: "Okay, this is amazing, Mr. Shi Fukuan is also amazing!"
"That's it!" Yu Qian praised his master.
Qi Long also talked about appearing on CCTV Spring Festival Gala, winning the most popular language program, and being shortlisted for the best variety show artist voted by netizens this year. The voting is currently going on and he is expected to get good results.
Shi Fukuan listened to everyone's praise and finally made the final decision: "Why don't you take over the chairmanship?"
Guo and Yu quickly stopped Mr. Shi and told him bluntly that the company could not do without him and that the position of chairman could not be given up.
“Then let’s have a general manager.”
Afterwards, the actors from Deyun went in for the interview one by one, and without exception, they were treated seriously by the interviewers. Yue Yunpeng said that he won the championship of the "Comedian" program on Shanghai TV, and Shi Fukuan said contemptuously: That's just a local TV station.
When Luan Yunping said he was the vice president, he commented: It sounded like he was just joking.
Except for Qi Long who was treated in an exaggerated manner, everyone else had a serious face, which made these actors very nervous after they came out.
Everyone got their positions and started the official recording of this variety show!
(End of this chapter)
