Chapter 271 Zhang Jiunan's New Job
After a day of working experience, it was time to choose a partner and prepare for the next day's program.
Today's method of selecting people is very special. The guests who have been received will give scores, and whoever has the higher score will have priority in choosing a partner.
Qi Long and Guo Qilin, the two shareholders, were basically chosen. Although they also went to experience working, it was not an experience, right? They just followed Guo to enjoy themselves after working for one or two places and went to inspect everywhere.
Others work honestly for a day and come into contact with many customers, so naturally they receive more praise.
The first one is Shaobing, a restaurant waiter. Restaurant waiters are more popular. You are like security guards and lobby receptionists. You receive many customers, but they don’t stay for long. Once they enter the door or the changing room, you have nothing to do.
In contrast, eating in a restaurant takes a certain amount of time, and you will be impressed by the waiter.
Naturally, everyone's first choice is Qi Long, their uncle, so Shaobing naturally wants to choose Qi Long as well.
But he had already made his choice in the last issue, and he couldn’t make the same choice every issue. In the end, he chose his partner Cao Heyang. They are close partners and work in perfect harmony!
The second person who received the highest praise was Zhang Jiunan, the parking attendant in the parking lot. This guy really knows how to work and he would enthusiastically run up to every customer and ask if they needed help parking.
When he was driving a car parked under the shade of a tree and saw a bird defecating, he ran over to clean it up, which won praise from several car owners.
Zhang Jiunan was not polite to them and pulled Qi Long: "I choose Uncle Master. I have a new job and I want Uncle Master to give me some advice!"
"Okay, I'll check it for you!" Qi Long agreed with a smile.
He encouraged innovation, so when he heard that his nephew had a new job, he was naturally more interested.
After that, the others formed their own teams and went to the hotel to work.
Zhang Jiunan’s new job is called “Learning Short Videos”, which is basically like the old crosstalk “Learning Radio”, in which he plays the role of a radio station, singing various operas and drum songs, interspersed with a lot of weird advertisements.
In this job, Zhang Jiunan keeps up with the times. He no longer plays the role of a radio station, but instead plays the role of a mobile phone, playing short videos.
Qi Long felt that this was a very novel idea, except that there were too few baggage in it. It looked like a rough draft and had not been polished. It basically copied many advertising ideas from radio stations.
But this logic is wrong.
Qi Long said to Zhang Jiunan:
"Watching short videos is different from listening to the radio. You listen to whatever the radio plays, even if there are ads. For short videos, forget about the ads. I just scroll past the health reminder that you've been watching for two hours!"
"Yes, yes, I swiped over there too."
“So it’s not appropriate to copy the advertising slogan here. We need to use the content on the short video platform to create baggage!”
The father and son worked on it for half the night. Basically, the entire crosstalk remained unchanged except for the framework. The meat inside was completely replaced with content from the short video platform, and the jokes were found from the content.
Zhang Jiunan is amazing! His master's creative level is really high. Basically, if he thinks of a content, he can adapt it into a funny joke!
However, memorizing the lines is a difficulty, but that is something Zhang Jiunan needs to consider, because Qi Long will be the supporting actor this time!
The crosstalk performance on the next day was not as stressful as the first one. Only Lao Guo and Yu Qian were sitting in the audience, and the audience was hiding behind the curtain. It was a real audience, and everyone's state was completely different from the tension in the first period. They all seemed more relaxed.
The audiences were also very enthusiastic and supportive. Shaobing and Cao Heyang were originally a pair of partners, and they put on a lively "Article Meeting" to open the venue. The second program was performed by the two of them.
"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk performed by Zhang Jiunan and Qi Long!"
"Good!" The audience cheered enthusiastically.
Zhang Jiunan clapped excitedly and trotted onto the stage, forcing Qi Long to take two quick steps, walked to the table, and sighed into the microphone: "Walking the dog without a leash is like the dog walking the dog!"
The audience burst into laughter. It was Zhang Jiunan, also known as Zhang Gounan. His stage performance style was like a mad dog. Qi Long's words were so appropriate.
"Uncle, I was hoping to establish a good image on the show, but you came up and called me a dog. How can I change my image?" Zhang Jiunan complained.
Qi Long looked at him in confusion: "I didn't say anything about you. I was just reminding everyone that dogs should be leashed when walking. Who said you are a dog? I, the uncle, am the first to disagree!"
When he said this, the audience immediately had a rebellious heart and shouted: "Dog, dog man."
Zhang Jiunan immediately grabbed Qi Long's hand and complained: "Uncle Master, they called me a dog!"
Qi Long glared at the audience: "I don't agree with your point of view that he is a dog, but I will defend to the death your right to say it!" "Ah?" Zhang Jiunan was confused and the audience laughed.
"Uncle-master, you really don't agree?" Zhang Jiunan asked.
Qi Long: "Otherwise!"
"Help me scold them. You can't let them scold me like this!"
Qi Long immediately refused to accept the offer: "That won't do. The audience is the bread and butter of a crosstalk artist. Without them, how would you survive? Do people buy tickets to come in to get scolded? As a crosstalk artist, your ideological awareness needs to be improved!"
“They didn’t buy tickets!”
Qi Long said "Oh" and looked at the audience: "I didn't buy a ticket, haha! Humph!"
Qi Long's instant change of expression made the audience laugh.
"Help me curse back!" Zhang Jiunan excitedly.
Qi Long took a deep breath, and Zhang Jiunan beside him followed suit. Qi Long turned his head and said, "I don't know how to curse."
Zhang Jiunan coughed wildly: "No, Uncle Master, you don't even know how to curse. I'll teach you. Just use any personal name, any relative's name, any body part, and combine the three together, and that'll be it!"
Qi Long nodded in realization, turned his head again, took a deep breath, then pointed his fingers upwards at the old man in the front row who had shouted "dog" the loudest just now.
You can't point your finger at others, that's impolite.
"Look at your face, you look like his father!" Qi Long shouted angrily.
The whole audience was stunned for a second, then burst into laughter, especially the big brother who was pointed at by Qi Long. He tilted his head back and laughed so hard that you could see his tonsils if you looked closely.
Zhang Jiunan was completely dumbfounded.
Qi Long pretended to be smug and knew nothing: "How is it? Is it cruel or not?"
"What are you saying? I got scolded again."
Zhang Jiunan complained about Qi Long, saying that he was such a senior and yet he was still making ethical jokes, which was boring.
"Ethical comedy is nothing more than pretending to be senior, or the funny actor having an improper relationship with the wife of the supporting actor. What's the point?"
Qi Long stretched out his hand to stop him: "What you said is not complete. Not only does the funny actor have a relationship with the wife of the supporting actor, but the wife of the supporting actor also has a relationship with the funny actor!"
“Isn’t this different, hehehe!”
The two funny guys were laughing obscenely on the stage.
At this time, Gao Dongqiang appeared on the side curtain carrying a bench.
Zhang Jiunan jumped behind Qi Long like a frightened wild dog, grabbed Qi Long's shoulders and looked at Dong Qiang.
The audience burst into laughter!
This knock was specially designed by Qi Long. He has always been the funny man on the crosstalk stage. He directly regarded himself as the supporting man and stopped the funny man from speaking. It was easy for the audience to not identify with the characters, so he still took the position of the funny man and took advantage of the supporting man together with Zhang Jiunan.
So in crosstalk, you can’t just take advantage of others, there has to be someone to stop you.
At this time, Qi Long asked his partner to come up and interrupt the two people's improper speeches.
The effect is quite good!
"Go, go, go back. Do you have a wife? Why are you in such a hurry?" Qi Long waved his hand.
Gao Dongqiang pointed his finger at Zhang Jiunan and shouted, "He did, but he's divorced!"
"Hahahahahahahaha." The whole audience burst into laughter. Zhang Jiunan couldn't get over the divorce joke!
Zhang Jiunan was shocked: "There was no such line in the backstage rehearsal!"
(End of this chapter)
