Chapter 267 The Comedian Favored by the Grandmaster
After getting off the cruise, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi went to the Jiangnan water town to shoot a wedding photo album. They took photos of two sets of outfits that day.
One set shows Qi Long wearing an embroidered gown and Zhang Wanyi wearing a cheongsam, and the other set shows them both wearing ancient costumes.
The photographer does have something, and proposed a shooting idea, saying that he got the inspiration from watching the reincarnation special of "Run", which is the costumes from different eras, different scenes, and the two people always meet each other.
Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi were also quite satisfied with the concept, so they cooperated with the filming. They shot these two sets in the Jiangnan water town, and the shooting took a whole day.
Basically they didn't have much fun, they just took photos of various scenes. The small bridges, flowing water, and houses can all be seen with their footprints and photos.
After a day of work, I feel tired and hot.
After entering the hotel, Zhang Wanyi turned on the air conditioner and stretched out on the chair: "Qiqi, let me tell you a joke!"
Qi Long took out an iced drink from the refrigerator in the B&B and nodded: "You say!"
"Once upon a time there was an ice cream cone. The weather was too hot and it melted while walking on the road."
Qi Long laughed in agreement: "Is this a cold joke?"
“I’m melting.”
Qi Long suddenly had an idea and closed the refrigerator door: "There is actually a sequel to this joke."
"Huh?" Zhang Wanyi was curious. The joke ended abruptly. There was no follow-up.
Qi Long: "The reason why the ice cream was out all day was because he had a quarrel with the refrigerator, so he ran away from home. Later, the ice cream couldn't stand it anymore and hurried back. At this time, guess what the refrigerator said?"
Zhang Wanyi took the drink that Qi Long unscrewed and gently closed: "What did you say?"
"Come in and freeze yourself!"
Zhang Wanyi, who was originally unscrewing the bottle cap, immediately laughed. Her hands became limp and she didn't even open the bottle cap she had opened: "Hahaha, another dirty joke!"
Many dirty jokes cannot be told on stage. If they are too dirty, they will appear greasy and will easily cause the crosstalk stage to be reported.
But the private conversations between lovers were not so particular. Qi Long told quite a few dirty jokes, and Zhang Wanyi was almost his only audience for his dirty jokes.
"Hahaha, didn't you say it first? I'm just helping you rummage through your baggage!" Qi Long said happily.
The crosstalk performer's reaction must be quick. When he sees the refrigerator and ice cream, he immediately associates them with a joke.
"I'm going to take a shower!" Zhang Wanyi finished her drink and ran into the bathroom.
"Go ahead." Qi Long had no intention of washing together. It was okay to do it occasionally, but his skin couldn't stand washing together all the time.
He really felt that the water temperature used by girls for bathing was a bit too high, and it always made his body feel uncomfortable due to the burning sensation.
Since the other party had entered the bathroom, Qi Long picked up his mobile phone and started watching videos from another world. A recommended ancient style song caught his attention.
After a while, Zhang Wanyi came out wiping her wet hair. Seeing Qi Long writing at his desk, she asked curiously, "What new inspiration have you got?"
"I wrote a song!" Qi Long showed the manuscript and stood up to help blow dry her hair.
Zhang Wanyi sat and enjoyed Qi Long's service while reading the lyrics. The musical notation was also marked. As a drum music performer, she could naturally understand the score and sight-sing, that is, sing the tunes by looking at the score.
"La So Mi Do Lai"
[The mist and rain enter the south of the Yangtze River, and the mountains and rivers are like ink, just like the painting is not dry, and the brush is ready to be dyed through]
"What beautiful words!" commented Zhang Wanyi.
The hair dryer was too loud, Qi Long didn't hear clearly, he only heard "so beautiful", and subconsciously said: "Not as beautiful as you!"
"Did you eat honey today?" Zhang Wanyi said with a smile.
Qi Long continued: "Yes, we took wedding photos today and kissed several times in an empty alley."
This means that my mouth must be as sweet as honey, and it’s like a crosstalk actor’s ability to praise people!
If you can insult someone, you can also praise them. If you say the insulting words the other way around, won’t that make you accept it?
After just one day of filming and one day of solo travel, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi took different flights and left Jiangnan.
Because their destinations were different, Qi Long was going to the Northeast to shoot the next episode of "Fighting Laughter Society", while Zhang Wanyi was returning to her home in the capital.
Before this shoot, Guo Degang sent a message in the group, saying that everyone should transfer 600 yuan to him, but they could choose not to.
Qi Long thought about it. Logically speaking, giving money should be a good thing, but this is Yan Min's show, so it's a little different. It's possible that giving money would be a bad thing.
He still forwarded it because he thought that crosstalk actors basically have a common personality, which is: stingy!
Because in the past, crosstalk was performed on the streets, and whether to pay or not was purely based on the audience's mood. If you showed off your wealth, who would give you money?
Therefore, many crosstalk jokes include jokes about the crosstalk speaker being stingy. Many people act stingy on stage, which can be regarded as a kind of stage personality.
Although the variety show is a reality show, it still has a show element to it, so Qi Long feels that most of the participating junior brothers and sisters will not pay.
If no one pays, then no one will do the project designed by the program team.
After getting off the plane, I got into the car rented by assistant Xiao Chi who came with the program crew and headed straight to the recording site. At this time, a group of people were already standing in the middle of the venue.
Gao Dongqiang led the rhythm: "Let's applaud and welcome Qi Long who successfully proposed!"
"Ohhhhhh!"
"Congratulations, uncle-master! Congratulations, uncle-master!"
Qi Long walked into the program group's territory, asked the program group staff to help install the microphone, and pressed his hand: "What's so exciting about this?"
"I'm happy for you, isn't it?"
"Qi Long in the purple cheongsam, the photos I posted on Weibo were all from a distance, but here are close-ups, high-definition and uncensored!" Gao Dongqiang showed off.
Although there was no one at the scene, a camera was set up to record Qi Long's proposal ceremony. This is the source of Dongqiang's so-called high-definition photos.
"Look, look!" the group of people started to make a noise.
Qi Long ran in and pushed everyone away: "What are you looking at? It's almost the same as wearing a gown. Dongqiang, stop making trouble. Don't affect my image in front of my fellow apprentices."
"You still have an image?" Dongqiang was surprised.
The nephews laughed loudly. Although they were of the same generation as Qi Long, apart from listening to the crosstalk skills of the uncle, who was commonly known as the enlightened uncle, they felt that they were really of a different generation than Qi Long. Usually, they were just good friends.
At this time, a small insect flew onto Dongqiang's shorts.
Seeing this, Qi Long raised his leg and kicked Dong Qiang's thigh.
Dong Qiang was stunned: "Hit someone?"
Qi Long shook his head: "There are bugs, there are bugs!"
Dong Qiang nodded as if he understood: "You'd better hope that you don't get any bugs on you today!"
Qi Long smiled and said, "How can it be such a coincidence?"
Everyone stood in a row to start the recording. Qin Xiaoxian, who was eliminated in the previous episode, was replaced by Zhang Jiunan, the famous stage mad dog of Deyun Club. Jiunan ran in with a bent over and shook hands with everyone to express his gratitude.
Qi Long, who was in charge of the situation, asked, "Before we start, everyone should have received the message from Teacher Guo, right? He wants to charge us 600 yuan!"
Everyone nodded to indicate that they had received it.
Qi Long asked: "Have you given them all?"
Shaobing came out and yelled, "I didn't give him any money. I didn't even pay him for learning crosstalk. Why is he asking me for money now?"
All the disciples also said that they did not give it, only Guo Qilin raised his hand: "I gave it!"
"You should give it to him. He is your biological father. Your biological father doesn't even have money to buy you a toothbrush. Of course you have to give it to him!" Qi Long said to lead the discussion.
Everyone laughed.
Guo Qilin has been teased a lot for this, so let me explain again, don't take things out of context.
"What I mean is that when I was a kid, I didn't live in the capital, so of course there was no toothbrush for me at home. Many college students went to study in other places, and they didn't have their own toothbrushes at home."
Qi Long pressed his hand and said, "Alright, stop explaining. We all know that you and your father don't have a harmonious relationship!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Did Qi Lin and I give it to him?"
Dong Qiang nodded at the side: "Qi Long and Qi Lin are still filial!"
Qi Long pushed him, and at this time Luan Yunping spoke up and said that he had also given it.
why?
"Master and his wife had a quarrel recently, and Master was suspended from his job without pay!" Luan Yunping explained.
Cao Heyang, who was standing next to him, asked: "What does this word mean?"
"It means not giving pocket money and keeping your husband's position!"
Qi Long added: "And he cannot exercise his husband's rights."
"Hahaha, Uncle Master's supplement is very accurate."
Luan Yunping continued to say that he suspected that his master was out of money, so he came up with an idea to cheat his disciples. He would give each of them 600 yuan before the recording, so wouldn’t he have money this way?
So Luan Yunping was very careful and told their master's wife about this matter, and then transferred the six hundred to her.
Everyone was shocked by Luan Yunping's actions. Is this the pattern of a vice president? The chairman is the priority, and the master is put aside.
"I said that his favorite disciple is an eyesore. What if my senior brother really wants some pocket money? Wouldn't you have exposed it?" Qi Long yelled.
As they were talking, Guo Degang and Yu Qian strode over.
"Brother, did you have a fight with my sister-in-law?" Qi Long asked with a look of excitement.
Guo Degang looked confused: "When did I quarrel?"
"Luan Yunping said so."
Guo Degang suddenly realized and nodded: "Oh, then there was indeed a quarrel. If my beloved disciple says so, I have to cooperate!"
When everyone laughed, they knew that Luan Yunping was talking nonsense. Everyone treated the variety show as a crosstalk stage, and many things were actually fake.
While he was laughing, a butterfly flew over, landed on Guo Degang's head, then flew directly to Qi Long and landed on Qi Long's face.
"Oh?" Qi Long was stunned.
Gao Dongqiang wouldn't be stunned. The two of them were standing together. He just waved his hand. It seemed to be very powerful, but in fact it became a light slap when it got close. The butterfly flew away, and Dongqiang's slap landed lightly on Qi Long's face.
"Ouch."
The fellow apprentices were all laughing so hard that they bent over, including the staff next to them. This was too much of a coincidence. Qi Long just said it wouldn't be such a coincidence, and then a butterfly landed on his face?
Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other. This is quite funny, but not that funny.
"Your sect is just attracting bees and butterflies!" Although Yu Qian didn't find it that funny, he still thought of an angle and made a funny comment.
Everyone explained what had just happened. A bug fell into Dongqiang's pants, and Qi Long kicked him, saying, "You'd better not get any bugs on your pants."
Qi Long thought that his luck would not be that bad. It was true that the disaster did not fall on his body, but on his face.
"This guy is favored by the ancestors. He can even come up with such a funny scene!" Guo Degang also commented with a laugh.
(End of this chapter)
