Chapter 259 Qi Long is Alone
[The pretty lady of her twenties was too lazy to put on makeup, and Cui Yingying was slightly ill]
In Lianhuachi Park, Qi Long stood on the promenade beside the artificial lake and sang the Beijing Opera "The West Chamber", which he prepared for his marriage proposal.
This is an excerpt from "The West Chamber", which is one of the four great traditional Chinese love stories. In the end, lovers finally get married. It tells the love story of Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying.
This part of "The West Chamber" is about Miss Yingying who is lovesick and asks Zhang Lang to come. She throws a tantrum and asks him to come because she wants to see him.
Qi Long planned to make some mistakes when singing, then said that he had no talent for drum music and wanted to ask Zhang Wanyi to be his lifelong teacher, and then proposed to her.
Then you have to practice. Look, he arrived at the recording location of "Let's Run" in advance. When he saw that the staff had not arrived yet, he started singing.
He was still performing without props in his hands, beating the board with one hand and the drum with the other.
[That Zhang Sheng, if he comes, he will go with his companions. If he doesn't come, he will cause trouble.]
When singing to this point, Qi Long turned his head and saw his exclusive photographer Quan Kai carrying a camera.
"Hehe, remember to tell the director not to cut this part where I'm practicing basic skills seriously, hahaha!" Qi Long said to the camera with a smile.
The director following behind him saw that he stopped singing and handed him a task card.
Qi Long picked it up and started reading it in front of the camera. This had become a habit for him. The task card had to be read as well as looked at.
"Please rush to the Chaoyang Park camping site immediately. Please note that only groups of two are allowed to enter the camping site. Please contact your teammates immediately to put on the same hats and form a pair. The lone person will be the last to enter."
After reading it, Qi Long immediately returned the task card and made a phone call.
First, he habitually dialed Dongqiang's phone number, but the result showed that the call was busy and the other party did not hang up the current call to call him, so he had to continue looking for someone else.
"Hey, Brother Sha, where are you? West Station. Great, I'm near the West Station. Wait for me, we can be partners."
After finishing the sand art, Qi Long immediately walked out of the park and picked up his mobile phone to call Qin Xiaoxian.
There are seven members in total. If they are paired up in pairs, there will always be one person left alone. As long as Qin Xiaoxian is left alone, he will not be left alone.
However, what Qi Long did not expect was that Qin Xiaoxian's opening recording location was also at the West Station. Because he and Guo Qilin had gone out for drinks the day before, and Guo Qilin's home was near the West Station, he stayed directly in a hotel nearby.
When I called, Qin Xiaoxian said he saw Brother Sha and told him to find someone else to partner with.
"No, we have a very good relationship as uncle and nephew." Qi Long still wanted to fight for it.
The voices of Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi talking on the other end of the phone could be heard.
"Sha, let's go!"
"I'll wait for Qi Long."
"Can my uncle be trusted? He even called me."
Then, Sha Yi's angry rebuke came from Qi Long's phone: "You have formed an alliance with me, but you are looking for others. You are unkind and unjust. Goodbye!"
"Hahahahahaha, uncle, you have come to this day!" Qin Xiaoxian laughed like a villain.
Qi Long sighed, not only did he lose the wife but also the army. Then he thought, since there are two people at the West Station, will there be someone at Lianhuachi Park as well?
Before he could make the call, Shen Teng called and said that he was at Lianhuachi Park and they should go to the park gate and get in the car together.
Qi Long hurried to get into Shen Teng's nanny car, put on little yellow hats together, and drove towards Chaoyang Park.
Seeing Shen Teng rubbing his stomach with a look of pain on his face, Qi Long asked with concern: "What's wrong, Brother Teng? Is your kidney hurting? Shen Teng's kidney hurts!"
"Haha," Shen Teng laughed twice, then sighed, "Yesterday I went to Hu Da in Guijie, ate six servings of crayfish, had an ice cream, and drank some iced bean juice. No, driver, please stop at the mall ahead, I have to go to the toilet."
Qi Long looked worried and said to the cameraman: "Hurry up and call the medical team we hired to see what medicine can help relieve the pain!"
After the reminder, he turned around and did the show effect: "Brother Teng, hold it in, you can't believe any bullshit at this time, otherwise I will ask someone to buy you a pair of underwear and pants at the mall."
"Don't make me laugh. If I'm happy, I won't be able to use my strength. Then it won't be a matter of whether I believe it or not!" Shen Teng shouted, holding his stomach.
The car arrived quickly, Qi Long made way, and Shen Teng jumped down and rushed into the mall.
Qi Long faced the camera and said: "My dear audience, this story tells us that we should not eat too much even if we are greedy. Crayfish is delicious but we should eat it in moderation. Don't eat hot or cold food together."
He was still doing ideological education here when Shen Teng ran out of the mall again.
"So soon? You didn't bring any paper."
Shen Teng trotted over and threw the hat to Qi Long: "I was kidding you, bye!"
After saying that, he turned a corner and got into a luxury car behind the nanny car where Qi Long was. The driver of the luxury car was Gao Dongqiang. The car drove next to Qi Long and opened the roof to become a convertible. Shen Teng wore sunglasses and shouted, "I'm sorry, Brother Qiang said he would protect me. Today I'm hanging out with Brother Qiang. That driver, you're off work. Qi Long, don't take my car anymore!"
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"Hahahaha, there's nothing I can do. Shen Teng wants to laugh in my luxury car. I don't want to support a gigolo like you and then cry." Dong Qiang also added insult to injury.
Qi Long said, "Pah!" "I just went to record a show without my assistant to drive me. How can I be considered a gigolo?"
He asked Xiao Chi to take him to Lianhuachi Park and then sent him away to rest. He didn't expect that he would need a car again later.
Dong Qiang must have guessed that Qi Long didn't have a car, so he contacted someone to tempt him with a luxury car and his strength, leaving Qi Long alone and messy on the road for a show effect.
Dong Qiang stepped on the accelerator and drove away. Shen Teng's private driver turned around and looked at Qi Long: "Teacher Qi, this? How about I take you there and rest?"
"No, no, I'll get off and take a taxi myself!" Qi Long didn't bother others and got out of the car directly.
His face was full of depression, but then he smiled and looked at the camera: "Brother Teng doesn't really have a stomachache, it's good, I'm satisfied with this!"
After saying that, he gritted his teeth and looked at the camera: "Did you record it? When this part is broadcast, I want Shen Teng to be unable to sleep in the middle of the night after watching the show. He will sit up and slap himself in the face, feeling guilty and reflecting on how he is not a human being!"
"Hahahahahaha!" The photographer and the director who were following the filming laughed out loud.
Teacher Qi has a really good attitude. He is still working on the show effects at this time.
Qi Long turned around and fiddled with the taxi app and looked back: "You can cut out the part where I gritted my teeth!"
It is impossible to cut it, even this part has to be broadcast in its entirety.
After getting in a taxi using an app, when Qi Long arrived at Chaoyang Park, one group of people had not arrived yet. He had to wait outside the camping site until everyone had entered before he could enter.
Inside, Sha Yi, Shen Teng, Dong Qiang and Qin Xiaoxian were still eating barbecue and showing off constantly.
After a while, Wang Jiaer and Yang Chaoyue came for a ride in the small tram rented from the park, wearing the same sun hats.
Qi Long stepped forward quickly and said, "Hey, you two are idols. Wearing the same hat like this will easily lead to a scandal. How about this, one of you will partner with me, and the other will stay alone!"
"Brother, you're dreaming!" Wang Jiaer immediately interrupted Qi Long's thoughts: "There is no possibility of scandal between us. She has many CPs in this show, but I am not one of them, haha!"
This is true, when a big company makes a variety show, they won't deliberately edit two people together to make them a perfect couple, but they can't resist the fans who love to eat sugar.
Yang Chaoyue and Qin Xiaoxian have a CP of the back of the head, which means that Yang Chaoyue often hits Qin Xiaoxian, and Qin Xiaoxian did not dare to fight back at the beginning, but started to fight back, with quarrels and fights, like the happy enemies in idol dramas, and the fans are obsessed with it.
There are also Gao Dongqiang and Yang Chaoyue. At the beginning, the main plot of their CP was that Yang Chaoyue knelt down and hugged Dongqiang's ankle and begged for mercy. Later, Yang Chaoyue became more and more manly in the show, and many other male members could not complete the task, but Yang Chaoyue completed it.
She and Dong Qiang became the ace CP, the kind of partnership in urban idol dramas where both the male and female protagonists are strong people.
However, these CP fans are very restrained. They only support each other on the show and not in real life, which does not affect the feelings of their respective fans.
She and four other men, Qi Long, Shen Teng, Sha Yi and Wang Jiaer, formed a group called "Chao Yue and Her Useless Men". Usually, when the four of them failed in their tasks, especially those that required bad luck, Chao Yue would complete them alone and was evaluated like this.
Yang Chaoyue also laughed: "Brother Long, your abacus beads are falling on people's faces."
The two of them walked side by side to the camping area without any hesitation and joined the barbecue group.
After they finished eating, Qi Long was responsible for cleaning up the garbage, while they went ahead to the RV next to them to accept the task.
As Qi Long was wearing plastic gloves and picking up garbage on the lawn, the director slowly walked over.
"Qi Long, today is a special episode on superpower name tag tearing. Because your superpower is too unstable, you have been ostracized by other superheroes. But they don't know that it is precisely because your superpower is unstable that you have several superpowers. As long as you find a designated item in the final location, you can gain the right to use a superpower!"
Qi Long, who had been pretending to be depressed, immediately smiled and said, "This is good, hahaha!"
"Drink this drink and you can gain your most basic superpower!" The director gave him a bottle of brightly colored drink.
After Qi Long opened it, he drank it up in gulps. It had no taste, and felt like water with edible coloring added.
After drinking it, he received a super power card from the director.
This ability is that as long as you shout "Pull", the designated person will be pulled over uncontrollably, but you cannot breathe in the middle, because if you take a breath, the other person will escape.
At the same time, you can also shout "push", and the person you point your two fingers at will move backwards uncontrollably and also cannot breathe.
Qi Long is quite content: "I feel that this foundation is quite good. It can save my life at critical moments. It's just a little awkward to act, and I need others to cooperate with me in the performance, haha!"
(End of this chapter)
