Chapter 233 Children Talk Nonsense
[Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight]
The last program of the village evening was "Unforgettable Tonight", the same song as the Spring Festival Gala. This song is considered to be the most sung song on the Spring Festival Gala.
Amid the reluctant and lingering faces of the audience, the host brought all the actors onto the stage to finish singing the song and took a group photo.
Let’s go eat Xucheng barbecue together.
Since the village event came so suddenly, even though it was just a small rural stage, everyone was quite nervous. They hadn’t had a good meal since they arrived, but now they can eat to their heart’s content.
At the dinner table, everyone talked about a recent hot topic, the enrollment of the Longzi Class of Deyun Society.
The key point is to ask Qi Long whether he will accept disciples.
Qi Long said that he would most likely not accept it, and even if he did, he would probably not use the name of Guo Degang's apprentice to distinguish him.
"Oh, doesn't it mean that members of Deyun Society must be Yunhe Jiuxiao Longteng Sihai?"
"Yes, you look like Teacher Gao Feng's disciple, the middle character of your name is Hao. Brother Qian's disciples don't use the same characters, and are still called by their original names!" Qi Long explained.
Sa Beining nodded: "What name do you plan to give your apprentice?"
Qi Long, who had no intention of accepting disciples, had never thought about this question, so he joked: "I'll give you the word Dong!"
Dong Qiang, who was busy sandwiching lean meat with fresh lettuce, immediately elbowed him and said, "Dong, is this decent? I am also your disciple, right?"
"Hahahaha!"
"Just kidding, I shouldn't give you any more words, because the only person I'm going to adopt is Dong Qiang's son, but it looks like that's a long way off!"
Sa Beining showed his true colors: "My son is good enough. Didn't we agree last time that you should teach my son the rules? I think he should just become your disciple. What you teach is also reasonable and well-founded!"
He found out that Yu Qian had accepted Wu Jing's son as his apprentice. He didn't necessarily perform crosstalk, but he could be his apprentice.
"Are you serious?" Qi Long asked doubtfully.
Sa Beining nodded: "Yes!"
"As for your son, I can't just give him a name without a Chinese character. Let me think about it and give him a name. Oh, I got it. Look, your son is my first apprentice, and his name is Yi. You are a broadcaster, so let's give him the Chinese character 'Broadcast'!"
Dong Qiang was rummaging through his bag: "Spread it?"
“Hahahaha, go to hell!” Sa Beining was listening carefully at first, but turned out to be talking nonsense.
He also revealed something that he almost spread in the past.
Qi Long agreed to Xiao Xiaosa's apprenticeship, but there was no ceremony. He just registered him as a nominal disciple. If the child really became interested in crosstalk in the future and wanted to learn it, he could then accept him as a disciple and teach him well.
"Come, let me toast to my son's master!"
"Can you talk without breathing too hard?"
"Hahahaha!"
After performing in the village evening party, Dongqiang went to complain again, while Qilong took two days off and did not do anything, occasionally watching variety shows or something.
Nowadays, the members of Let's Run have become popular one by one, and they are constantly invited to programs. Among them, Sha Yi took his two sons to participate in a variety show that Qi Long often watched, because Sha Yi's two sons are very interesting, and the first episode of the show became a hot search after it was broadcast.
The hot search content is: Children really talk nonsense.
The reason was that Sha Yi complained to other children's fathers on the show that his own child was talking nonsense and said that the teacher beat him. Sha Yi was so scared that he wanted to find the teacher immediately.
When his wife Hu Ke asked him, the child said that the teacher had chopped him with the Green Dragon Crescent Blade.
What’s interesting is that this part is from a crosstalk by Qi Long and Dong Qiang, which talks about how children nowadays cannot be hit or scolded, but when they were young, their teachers would use physical force to deal with disobedient children, but would never fight with them.
In order to exaggerate, Qi Long said that his teacher directly used the Qinglong Yanyue Sword to chop.
Sha Yi was listening to their crosstalk at home and his son heard it, and then the child also started talking nonsense.
During the show, Sha Yi laughed and said, "I told my son not to learn from his uncle Qi Long, who always talks nonsense."
Surprisingly, the children who talk nonsense are not only the children of Shayi family. Many netizens on the Internet have also expressed the same experience.
A child said that the teacher beat him, but he was proud that he couldn't beat him hard because several classmates were beaten to death.
A child told his teacher that he could only sleep in the basement at home, but his family didn't have a basement at all.
A child said that the teacher didn't like him and gave him dumplings without fillings or skins. After repeated confirmation, he called the school and found out that the lunch menu was pumpkin noodle soup.
Everyone concluded that children will not lie, but they will talk nonsense, and sometimes they cannot distinguish between imagination and reality, and then exaggerate.
And Sha Yi’s two sons not only talk nonsense according to Sha Yi’s revelations, but the two children also talk nonsense when they interact with each other.
The elder brother boasted to his younger brother that he had attended his parents’ wedding. His father picked up his mother on a panda. The two of them rode pandas to the wedding scene and treated everyone in the audience to bamboo, bamboo shoots, and panda steamed bread!
What he said was so convincing that my brother actually believed it and cried in the end.
The reason he was crying was that his parents didn't take him to their wedding, and he also wanted to ride a panda.
After seeing this segment in the first episode, Qi Long was inspired and planned to incorporate it into crosstalk, making an exaggerated version of "The Wedding Banquet".
The content is about how grandly Dongqiang's father arranged the banquet when he got married. He didn't want a motorcade, but animal mounts.
Why did he use more than 20 pandas as mounts? Because Dongqiang's father was a fan of ancient mythology.
The dishes are from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, which means that the Classic of Mountains and Seas is actually a recipe book.
The waiters also cosplayed as ancient mythological characters, most of them were Xing Tian, except without the head, using the belly button as a mouth and two dots as eyes.
The supporting actor added: "Just don't wear the upper body, just paint the eyes and mouth on the body."
“Yes, they are all waitresses!”
"If you do that, my dad will be arrested and imprisoned!"
In this way, he exaggerated every step and every link required in the wedding and handled it closely with the theme of ancient mythology. Since he was searching for this step of the wedding on the laptop, Zhang Wanyi, who saw the search history, thought he was going to do something.
He also hinted that one should propose first before getting married.
This was already a naked hint. Qi Long told him that he was writing a joke. When would he let you know about the proposal and marriage? Maybe some time later. He still had to prepare.
Currently, the two of them are renting a house from Dongqiang's family. Qi Long plans to buy a house from Dongqiang and do a simple renovation first. When the renovation is completed, it will be a surprise. He will then take her to the new house to propose to her, and then they will start to decorate it according to their personal preferences.
Now that the hardcover is ready, we can talk about marriage.
After a few days of busy work at home, the time came to record "Let's Run".
Because the show "Let's Run" is so popular, the TV station applied to start a second season directly, and has recently applied for it.
In another world, it seems that seasonal variety shows cannot apply for continuous broadcast, but in this world, they can. This is the difference between parallel worlds.
(End of this chapter)
