Chapter 225: Unique Techniques for Visiting the Three Gardens
Dong Qiang lay on the edge of the mud puddle and spat out the mud in his mouth. In fact, he knew Qi Long wanted to take revenge, so he let the other party succeed in the revenge, otherwise he would be considered as the one who bullied others unilaterally.
After Qi Long, Dong Qiang, who was going to have a round-robin battle, chose Qin Xiaoxian. Qin Xiaoxian knew he was no match for him, so he grabbed a puddle of mud and smeared it on Dong Qiang's face, ready to admit defeat.
But how could Dongqiang let him go? He treated him the same way as Qilong.
Dongqiang's terrifying appearance made Shayi, who was the third to appear, tremble with fear. After Dongqiang just tripped him and let him go, Shayi held Dongqiang's hands with both hands to express his gratitude.
I have to thank someone for falling down. This is a ridiculous scene.
Next, Shen Teng was also defeated, and Dong Qiang defeated four opponents alone.
Perhaps the program crew felt that Dongqiang's crushing victory was meaningless, and were forced to change the rules because of him, saying that as long as he defeated five opponents, it would be equivalent to defeating more than half, and he would directly obtain clues and choose the next person for a round-robin battle.
Dong Qiang nodded after listening to the rules: "Does that mean I can qualify if I win?"
Qi Long covered his chest with a look of pain on his face: "Dongqiang, don't say that, you reminded me of the Chinese national football team that would qualify if they won, but they never won."
Dong Qiang said "Hi" and flipped through his bag and said, "If it's a tie, we'll advance, but he didn't tie it."
"Hahahahahaha, you two really don't miss any opportunity to talk about the Chinese national football team." Sun Honglei, who often listens to their crosstalk, complained.
Dongqiang chose Zhang Yixing as his opponent, letting Yixing feel the fear of being dominated by a power giant, ending his round-robin battle, and selecting Qi Long as the second round defender of the round-robin battle.
However, since Dong Qiang, no one has been able to successfully defend the title. In the end, according to the number of victories, Sun Honglei and Wang Jiaer obtained clues.
Except for Gao Dongqiang whose upper body was clean, everyone else was covered in mud. Dongqiang was watching everyone laugh happily.
Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian carried a bucket of mud and poured it over Dong Qiang's head, and then they were both grabbed.
Qin Xiaoxian immediately sold out his teammates: "Uncle, it was Uncle Long who told me to do this!"
"Dongqiang, it's like this, everyone is like this, you don't fit in like this, I'll help you fit in, let's take a picture of the clay figures together!" Qi Long argued.
Dong Qiang: "So I should thank you?"
"Hey, you're welcome!"
"Do you really think I'm thanking you?" Dong Qiang roared exaggeratedly.
The audience felt like they were watching a crosstalk performance live. After the two stopped arguing, they shouted like the audience in the theater: "One more!"
Qi Long and Dong Qiang immediately turned their heads in tacit understanding and looked at Shen Teng and others who were making a fuss: "Have you bought tickets?"
The first two rounds of recording were so tiring, the third round was a more relaxing question-and-answer game, similar to visiting three parks.
"I have a special question for Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang. You two will compete individually!" The director said, "It's like a demonstration for everyone."
Qi Long and Dong Qiang naturally agreed, clapping their hands to keep the rhythm and staring at the director as he asked questions.
The director started talking: "Who are the players of the national football team?"
Before the two of them could answer, the others were already laughing. You two always talk about men's football in your crosstalk, and now we have to expose your identity as fake fans.
However, Qi Long and Dong Qiang, no matter how much they complain about the Chinese national football team, they really watch it. No matter how bad the performance is, they still have expectations!
The two of them took turns talking about everything from the golden age to the present, from eating sea cucumbers to staring at fans with a black face, and even mentioned going in. They gave more than twenty answers. In the end, Qi Long, who was good at remembering names, defeated Gao Dongqiang.
"We can no longer label them as fake fans!"
"Wow, I don't know any of that!"
"I told you that Uncle Qi Long often watches the men's football team backstage? He was afraid of being embarrassed and didn't dare to admit it, so he insisted that he was watching the female anchor dancing!" Qin Xiaoxian yelled.
After everyone laughed, the question-and-answer game began. Everyone clapped and beat the rhythm. The director asked the question: "What's in the refrigerator?"
Start speaking rhythmically and one by one. You won't make mistakes at the beginning because what you say are common ones. Qi Long has his own unique understanding of this game.
He likes to talk about unpopular things, so that he can ensure that your answer is different from the average answer as much as possible.
So when others were talking about various ingredients, Qi Long called out three things that were unfamiliar to most people's refrigerators: "Insulin!"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, do you have insulin in your refrigerator?" Jiang Shuying, who was standing behind him in the queue, asked in confusion.
"Yes, my grandfather used to have diabetes and needed to take insulin. The injections are kept in the refrigerator at home!" Qi Long immediately retorted.
Well-reasoned and convincing, passed!
In the second round of the game, he mentioned something he learned only after he and his girlfriend moved in together: "Facial masks!"
I didn’t know before that facial masks can be placed in the refrigerator and take up a large space.
This answer was unanimously agreed upon by everyone. It was indeed possible. This surprised Qi Long a little: "I only knew that I could put facial masks in the refrigerator after I had a girlfriend. Qin Xiaoxian, how did you know that?"
"My mother put the facial masks in the refrigerator!" Qin Xiaoxian, a rich second-generation, gave his own answer.
"Zhang Yixing Wang Jiaer."
“Our boy band also uses facial masks!”
Gao Dongqiang looked at them speechlessly: "Your answers are meaningless, Qi Long, you ask me how I know." Qi Long glared at him: "You will say it's because I have a girlfriend, and then you know!"
"Hahahaha, you're worthy of being my partner. I do think so!"
This is why Qi Long didn't ask him, because he already knew how he would answer. Why would he let others take advantage of him?
In the third round of the game, Qi Long mentioned an object in the refrigerator that no one could name at the moment: bowl!
Wang Jiaer looked confused: "Why is there a bowl in the refrigerator?"
Sha Yi: "Your refrigerator really has everything!"
"How come there are no bowls in the refrigerator?" Qi Long retorted, "Don't you put the leftovers in the refrigerator?"
Wang Jiaer: "We live in a dormitory and eat in the cafeteria!"
Sha Yi spread his hands and said, "My wife doesn't allow us to leave any food left. She told me and my two sons that whoever leaves any food left should cut open his head and dump it in the rice."
“Too violent, hahahaha!”
The answer was passed again, but because of Qi Long's word "bowl", the game started to go in a different direction. The next Jiang Shuying opened her mouth and said "twice-cooked pork". When others questioned it, they just said two words: leftovers.
So, what's in the refrigerator has become a menu.
The question is what’s left.
When it came to Gao Dongqiang, he said without hesitation: "Steamed lamb!"
Qin Xiaoxian's muscles behind him reacted: "Steamed bear paws!"
In a flash, everyone stood up and accused Qin Xiaoxian, saying that it was impossible for you to have steamed bear paws in your refrigerator. Bears are protected animals, and it would be illegal if you had steamed bear paws in your refrigerator.
Even though Qin Xiaoxian kept explaining that those were vegetarian bear paws made from mushrooms at home, his request was still not accepted and he was eliminated.
After several rounds of different mini-games, Qi Long still followed his own ideas and kept saying the underdogs, and he was never eliminated.
What's on the coffee table? He said there's cigarette ash!
If you flick the ash into the ashtray but it doesn't go in, then it's just ash, right?
What's in the bathroom? He said a cell phone stand.
I use it to watch movies while taking a shower!
What's on the sports field, he said hair.
It is possible that the person with hair loss is exercising in the stadium and losing hair while exercising.
Every time he said something weird, he was able to give a well-reasoned reason with the eloquence of a crosstalk actor, which led to him not being eliminated. In the third round of the game, he also won a good result of top five and got a clue about himself, this time it was an unopened bottle of hand sanitizer.
Directly brand himself as a member of the no-wash-hands gang.
Then we entered the final mission. In the final mission, everyone sat in the cars of the righteous people or the No Washing Hands gang according to the prompts they received and entered the final venue.
The gang members need to find a box in the venue and successfully escape with the box.
The group of justice people entered the venue with bells ten minutes later and began to arrest them, tear off their name tags and prevent them from escaping with the boxes.
The director said that there are five righteous people and five villains.
However, some people, because they had no clues, chose to go directly on their own. The final result was that the business car of the No Washing Hands gang was full of people, a total of seven. Only Gao Dongqiang, Wang Jiaer and Jiang Shuying chose to be righteous.
The three of them burst out with amazing fighting power and eliminated several minions in the final round.
Especially Qi Long, he experienced the most terrifying scene in the entire "Let's Run": meeting Gao Dongqiang at the corner.
Dong Qiang who was lying in ambush suddenly rushed out from the corner and shouted loudly. Qi Long's heart seemed to skip a beat. He stood there like a wooden chicken. After being torn off, he turned around and saw that his photographer had run five meters away.
On the way to the prison, Qi Long complained about his photographer: "Why are you running? You have a brand name on your back, can he tear it off?"
"Who wouldn't be scared when someone suddenly turns the corner? And it's Gao Dongqiang, like a wild beast!"
Qi Long accused him in front of the camera: "What kind of beast is that? How can you say that about my partner? It's clearly a wild dog that has gotten out of control. Here, Qi Long solemnly reminds everyone that if you walk your dog without a leash, it's like the dog is walking the dog!"
Qi Long in prison got the news, and finally relying on the advantage in numbers, Sun Honglei desperately stopped the others and shouted: Yixing, run quickly, and let Zhang Yixing take the box away.
The No Washing Hands gang won the victory. A reversal happened and Sun Honglei, who made great contributions to help the gang win, and Sha Yi, who won a game after a long time, were both righteous people.
"Ah? I finally won once!" Sha Yi shouted sadly.
Sun Honglei tried to cheat: "Director, I'm actually an undercover agent over there, you have to give me a share of the prize!"
Qi Long went over and patted Sun Honglei on the shoulder: "Brother Honglei, we definitely can't win without you, so I don't want my prize anymore, I'll give it to you!"
"Brothers!"
"You pay for tonight's consumption!"
Sun Honglei pushed him away: "Go to hell!"
No exaggeration or slander, the Chinese national football team did well today, but we were a little hurt by not beating Thailand. But fortunately, we have entered the next stage. Thailand was really scary. Fortunately, the new goalkeeper is awesome, hahahaha!
(End of this chapter)
