Chapter 214: Tricky Warming Room
In the morning after the commercial performance, a group of people came together to experience Jiangcheng breakfast. Jiangcheng’s breakfast culture is well-known throughout the country, and you can eat hot dry noodles early in the morning.
At this time, everyone was eating and noticed the people on the road.
Many passers-by hold noodles in paper tubes and eat them while walking. They do not slow down their walking speed because of eating noodles, nor do their walking speed affect their eating of noodles.
A group of crosstalk performers from other places were amazed, but this was not the most amazing thing.
Qi Long was sharp-eyed. He pointed to a place not far away and shouted, "Look at that guy. He's so cool. He's eating noodles while riding a bicycle."
The brother placed the paper bucket noodles on the thin pole in the middle of the handlebars, and leaned on the handlebars, eating while pedaling.
"Wow, this is real skill!" Everyone was amazed when they saw it.
Shaobing sighed: "It will take a few years to get this thing done?"
"These are baby legs!" Dong Qiang retorted, which means boy's kung fu, which means practicing since childhood.
A few of them became interested and joined in the challenge of eating while walking, but they were simply unable to complete it.
It is impossible not to slow down when eating. If you don't slow down, the noodles may go up to your nose, and the hot dry noodles sauce will cover half of your face.
Seeing that everyone failed in the challenge, Qi Long handed them napkins and said with a smile:
"This is a unique skill of the city. If someone eats a bowl of noodles while walking, he is from Jiangcheng. If he adds a lot of vinegar, he is from Shanxi Province. If he adds a lot of soy milk, he is from the capital!"
As soon as the words fell, Luan Yunping from the imperial capital refuted:
"People in the capital don't eat noodles soaked in soy milk!"
"Hahahaha, oh, by the way, Xiao Luan, which soy milk has the best flavor? Please recommend it to me. I will bring it to Qin Xiaoxian tomorrow as a housewarming gift!" Qi Long asked.
Luan Yunping: "I do have a say in this. If you buy it early and let it cool down, the smell will be almost the same as the smell of a dry toilet in the countryside!"
"You are so mean. You make people's new house smell like a dry toilet?" Dong pushed him.
Qi Long smiled and said, "Let's let him finish his drink outside the door."
Qin Xiaoxian bought a new house. Before, he rented a big house, but recently he bought a second-hand house with fine decoration.
After hiring someone to clean the house, he invited his uncle and several senior brothers, with whom he had a good relationship, to gather together in his new house, light a fire, and warm the house.
Qi Long planned to give this new resident of the imperial capital who had taken root there soy milk, which was drunk by the old resident of the imperial capital, as one of the house-warming gifts.
The next day, a group of people went to Qin Xiaoxian's new home, and everyone prepared prank props.
Qi Long and Dong Qiang were in the same car. Dong Qiang pointed to the back seat and said, "I brought some goodies!"
When I got off the car, I saw that it was a fake beer bottle used in movies and TV dramas. It was made of sugar, very realistic, and easy to smash. It didn't hurt at all when it hit my head.
"Are you going to cut my head open?" Seeing this, Qi Long knew what Dong Qiang was planning.
Dong Qiang smiled maliciously: "Scare them."
Lao Qin is a rich second-generation. Although the house he bought is a second-hand one, it is in a very good location.
The house is on the first floor and there is a small courtyard with tables, chairs and an electric grill. Everyone simply entered through the door in the courtyard.
After knocking on the door, Qin Xiaoxian ran over in slippers to open the door: "Uncle, Brother, come in from the corridor. There are slippers prepared in the corridor!"
"Come out first!" Qi Long and Dong Qiang stretched out their hands and pulled him to the courtyard.
Shaobing, Luan Yunping and others took off their shoes and went in as if they were at home.
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned: "Hey, my house, you guys went in, why did you drag me out?"
Qi Long took out a bottle of soybean juice, which was specially chilled: "This gift is not suitable to bring into the house. Come on, drink it?"
"Douzhi?" Having stayed in the imperial capital for a long time, he was naturally deceived by other brothers and tried this drink which was unacceptable to some people.
Qi Long unscrewed the bottle cap, and a strong smell of sourness floated out. He endured the smell and said to Qin Xiaoxian: "You have bought a house in the imperial capital, so you are a citizen of the imperial capital. How can a person from the imperial capital not drink soy milk?"
"That's right, after taking this bite, you're certified as a citizen of the imperial capital!" Dong Qiang was also working on the project.
Others booed.
Qin Xiaoxian took it and just took a sip. He sat down on the steps of the courtyard with a troubled look on his face: "Uncle Master, it's sour. I've drunk it before, and it wasn't this sour!"
"Don't use your tongue to feel it, just swallow it and that won't happen!"
Seeing that everyone was trying to stop him, Qin Xiaoxian tried it, took a big sip, quickly screwed on the soy milk bottle, and put it aside.
"Here, man, drink some water!" Dongqiang unscrewed the cap of a mineral water bottle and handed him the mineral water: "Rinse your mouth!"
Qin Xiaoxian took it and poured it into his mouth without any doubt, then spat it out: "What kind of water is this?"
"Snake grass water!" Qi Long gave him the answer. Dong Qiang drank all the water in the mineral water, poured the snake grass water in, and then unscrewed the bottle cap himself to prevent him from finding out.
Everyone laughed and the prank was successful!
Meng Hetang came up and handed over a cup of unopened yogurt: "Here, this will definitely be fine."
Qin Xiaoxian took a look at the yogurt and found that there was indeed nothing wrong with it. He sighed, "Captain Dear is still good to me!" He inserted the straw, took a sip, and instantly vomited towards the sewer outlet in the courtyard and began to dry heave wildly.
"Hahahaha, Lao Qin, if you drink soy milk and get acid reflux in your stomach, and then you drink yogurt in your mouth, the sour taste will be brought out!"
Qi Long once again turned into a tour guide and told him what pitfalls he had encountered.
Qin Xiaoxian retched twice: "You are so mean!"
How could this level of prank be enough? After everyone entered the house, Qin Xiaoxian was asked to brush his teeth because his mouth was full of the taste of soy milk.
Arriving at the bathroom, Qin Xiaoxian picked up the toothpaste and immediately flew into a rage: "Where's my toothpaste? Who changed it to mustard sticks?"
"Here, here!" Shaobing took out a squeezed toothpaste and gave it to him.
Qin Xiaoxian poured it onto the electric toothbrush and broke down again: "Who put chives in my toothpaste?"
"Hahahahahaha, we're not pouring it into your toothpaste, we made it and brought it here!" Shaobing explained.
As his team leader, Meng Hetang knew what kind of toothpaste Qin Xiaoxian used, so he prepared a similar package filled with Wangzhihe chives.
Almost everyone had their own tasks and brought surprises to Qin Xiaoxian.
Of course, I was just visiting for fun, and I also brought some serious and useful gifts, especially food and restaurant utensils.
Qin Xiaoxian is not a cook. He used to live in a rented house and either ordered takeout or ate out. He had no habit of cooking for himself, so he had no kitchen utensils or tableware at home.
Everyone brought it over and prepared to start cooking.
In addition to these, there is also wine. Since you are here, you have to drink something, right?
Everyone had a clear division of labor. Some were busy skewering meat, some were washing vegetables, and some were picking vegetables. Qi Long and Dong Qiang, as uncle masters, were invited to the living room to wait.
The people who were cooking in the restaurant heard the quarrel outside.
"I said I don't agree. Who asked you to take over the variety show for me? Are you my agent?" Gao Dongqiang said angrily.
Qi Long also said in return: "I didn't connect you, I just recommended you, if you refuse, you will wake up, right? Why are you yelling at me?"
"Why did you tell my dad? You're already old enough, why are you still trying to tell on my parents?"
"Hey, I think it's a good thing, why can't you tell my godfather? Why are you clenching your fist? Do you want to hit me? Come on, hit me. Don't let your bad habit of yelling at everyone!" Qi Long pointed at his head and said angrily.
The fellow apprentices who came out of the kitchen were all dumbfounded. They had never seen Uncle Qi Long so angry.
Uncle Dongqiang was indeed anxious, but he never yelled like that.
"Uncle masters, let's talk it over!" Luan Yunping hurriedly stepped forward to smooth things over and signaled Meng Hetang and Shaobing to separate the two uncle masters.
Qi Long still pointed at his head: "Hit me if you can!"
In a rage, Gao Dongqiang picked up the bottle of wine on the table and smashed it on Qi Long's head.
"Ouch!" Several nephews who had just thought that their uncle was joking suddenly panicked and rushed over.
La Dongqiang was pulling Dongqiang's hand, and Qi Long, who was covering his head, was trying to check if he was okay, but the wine bottle was broken.
Qin Xiaoxian was even more at a loss. Why were they arguing? And they were arguing in front of me?
When they pulled Qi Long's hands away, Qi Long pushed them away and picked up a wine bottle from the coffee table: "You have become more capable!"
"Uncle Master, Uncle Master!" Everyone rushed to grab the wine bottle.
At this time, Qi Long took the wine bottle, took a sip from the bottle mouth, and then began to chew.
This scene was something no one had expected. It made my brain burn. The wine bottle was eaten by the master. Eaten?
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect your way of handling it!" Dong Qiang waved his hands.
Qi Long pointed at the disciples around him and said, "They pulled too hard. I can't hit you. Are you scared?"
"It's so scary!" Everyone was still in shock.
Even the wine bottles were moved, it's so scary!
"It's made of sugar, made of sugar, do you want to eat it?" Qi Long handed over the bottle of wine.
"Hahaha, even if I don't eat, Master Uncle will still have fun. This is..."
This is not the first time that Qi Long and Dong Qiang have played this game, they have done it before and basically always got fooled. The two of them put on the same momentum as if they were quarreling on a crosstalk stage, and anyone who saw it would be suspicious.
Since Dongqiang has prepared all the props, Qi Long will cooperate with him in acting out a play. It may be a little awkward at the beginning, but moving the wine bottle is enough to scare people.
Everyone started to barbecue, eat and drink. Qin Xiaoxian also posted the entire process of the prank on Weibo and tagged everyone.
I would like to express my gratitude to my two senior uncles and brothers for giving me an unforgettable warm-up experience!
Also included are photos of everyone happily eating skewers together and photos of various prank props.
As soon as the post was released on Weibo, netizens were talking about it with great relish, saying that the crosstalk actor really knows how to have fun!
The regular members of "Let's Run" also came to Qin Xiaoxian's Weibo to help with the team building. Why didn't they invite us to warm up the house? Congratulations on the new house. I will also go to eat skewers next time.
Even director Paopao came and said he would come to your house to film the show next time!
(End of this chapter)
