Chapter 212 The crosstalk artist's revenge
The detective show is a network variety show. Each case is divided into two parts, and each part is more than ninety minutes long.
There are four episodes covering two cases, and the broadcast alone takes more than five hours, and the recording time is even longer, a total of more than ten hours.
Moreover, the recording was very brain-burning as we had to think about the case in various ways. After the recording was finished, everyone was exhausted and felt a little dazed when we got to the dinner place.
Sun Honglei only appeared in the second game, and although he hardly used his brain, he was full of energy. He kept holding the wine glass and chatting with Qi Long while drinking.
As for recent news, actually they just met two weeks ago, but a lot of things happened in those two weeks.
First, Sun Honglei attended a film and television awards ceremony in South Korea, and after that he was bombarded with WeChat messages from Yixing.
He has a membership card and has even informed the stores in advance about where the food is delicious, suitable for Chinese people's taste, and where shopping is cheap. He can just go and pick up the goods directly.
"I'm so embarrassed by what you did to me, haha!"
"Yixing is a passionate kid!" Qi Long nodded in agreement.
"Were you bombed too?"
"Isn't he from Hunan? Last time I came here to record a detective show, I didn't tell him. He called me afterwards to complain about me for not telling him that he was familiar with Hunan and could recommend me a good place!"
"Hahaha, I heard that Xiao Bai was on your show last time?"
Qi Long nodded and told him about the recording situation. It was probably that Huang Bo won by relying on his IQ.
Sun Honglei was a little surprised: "Can you let him win?"
"I lost because of luck!"
"Hahaha, that's okay. With your luck, if we were to drink and play dice, you'd definitely be the first one to get drunk!"
The reason why Sun Honglei asked this question was that he was thinking about going to "Let's Run" to have some fun in the future.
Qi Long naturally welcomed him, and they even formed an alliance with him at the dinner table to deal with Gao Dongqiang, the physical monster!
Of course, at the celebration party, they not only chatted privately with each other, but also chatted with other people.
I learned from Sa Beining that Director Xie, who made "Challenge", is preparing to make a new variety show.
"The Challenge" probably ended earlier than "FHM", and it ended suddenly, without a grand finale.
It started with almost no fanfare and ended with an equally lackluster ending.
This time, Director Xie’s new variety show is a slow variety show. Knowing that Qi Long is not interested in slow variety shows, he did not plan to invite him to be a regular member.
However, Xiao Sa hopes that he can come as a guest if he has time.
After finishing the brain-burning recording and celebration banquet in Hunan Province, Qi Long did not return to the capital with Sa Beining because he had a crosstalk tour to participate in.
He flew to Jiangcheng overnight and took a taxi to a homestay according to the address.
This is Dongqiang’s suggestion, go early and treat it as a trip.
Then you can just stay in a large B&B. It’s cheaper than a hotel and everything is in the same place, so you can have fun however you want.
Anyway, the performance the next day is in the evening, so we won’t play too late and be unable to get up.
It was already four o'clock in the morning when Qi Long arrived at the B&B. He didn't expect that the lights in the living room were still on at this time.
After entering the password lock and entering the house, I saw Zhou Jiuliang holding a hair dryer and drying his coat in the living room.
"What are you doing?" Qi Long was puzzled.
When Zhou Jiuliang saw Qi Long, he sniffed exaggeratedly and looked aggrieved: "Uncle, Jiu Ling bullied me!"
"Hmm? What do you mean!"
"He got up early in the night to wash my coat. I have to wear it for a performance tomorrow and it may not be able to dry yet, so this is the only way."
Qi Long laughed dumbly: "Why is Jiu Ling so mean? How did you offend him?"
Jiuliang said that someone was having a birthday at the place where they were eating today, and they shared some cakes with them. He smeared cream on Jiuling's face to whiten it. "Master uncle, look, he is so dark, I helped him whiten his skin, but he not only didn't thank me, but also retaliated against me by washing my coat, and then woke me up and made me stay up late to blow dry my coat!"
"Hahahaha, you should just paint it, why do you say others are black?"
There are no good people among crosstalk performers. How did they come up with this revenge method? Washing a man's coat in the middle of the night, then waking him up to blow it clean himself.
"No, I have to take revenge on him too. Just wait, I will wash his coat too!" Zhou Jiuliang said angrily.
Qi Long put down the suitcase and said with a smile: "When will the cycle of revenge end?"
"That can't be done here with me!"
"Hahaha, you still hold a grudge!"
"Uncle Master, I don't bear grudges. I won't do that to him. I will take revenge on the spot!"
Ignoring the fights among his fellow disciples, Qi Long went into the room reserved for him and went to sleep.
The next day he heard Zhang Jiuling's roar: "Zhou Jiuliang!"
Qi Long, knowing that there was something interesting to watch, immediately got out of bed and went out to eat melons: "What's wrong? Is your coat washed?"
"No, I was afraid of his revenge, so I hid my gown, but my shoes are missing!" Zhang Jiuling was wearing slippers, his face full of grievance.
At this time, the door opened and Zhou Jiuliang walked in. Zhang Jiuling grabbed his collar and asked, "Where are my shoes?"
"It has been sent out. I got up early in the morning to send it out. I see it is dirty, so I sent it over to you and helped you wash it!" Zhou Jiuliang slapped his hand away and said in a mean way.
Zhang Jiuling: "Where did you send it to?"
"One is the Imperial Capital Deyun Club Sanlitun Theater, and the other is the Northern Spring City Deyun Club Theater!"
Gao Dongqiang, who was also watching the show, was shocked: "You sent them separately?"
"Hahahahahaha, grab the bamboo shoots!" The people who were eating onlookers burst into laughter. What a childish couple! How could they play like this?
This is not the first time that Shaobing has given Qi Long some scientific knowledge.
Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong, this duo is well-known as the "washing machines" of Deyun Club. They will wash clothes for anyone who offends them.
Once, Wang Jiulong washed someone's coat, and the person went to a performance wearing the coat that was not completely dry yet. When he came back, he found that the bedsheets and quilt covers were also washed.
Then, the sheets were hung in the room to dry. Every time he went out for a performance, Wang Jiulong would come back early and spray water on the sheets with a spray bottle.
All along, the crosstalk artist thought that it was because Nanjing was too humid that the sheets did not dry.
"Brother, that's called caring about our junior fellow apprentice. If the coat is dirty, it should be washed, right? If the bed sheet is dirty, it should be washed, right? For the health of our junior fellow apprentice!" Wang Jiulong sat over and retorted.
"But there's no one who sprays water every day, right?" Qi Long was speechless.
"Just repeat the cleaning!" Wang Jiulong smiled.
Qi Long laughed and shook his head: "Your way of revenge is really unexpected."
The war between Zhou Jiuliang and Zhang Jiuling has not yet ended. He stayed up late last night to dry his coat and got up early today to mail shoes. Just when he was about to take a nap, he ran out again.
"Where's my coat?"
"Look for it yourself. It's right here in this room. I hid your coat when I realized my shoes were missing. If you can't find it, I'll give it to you before the show starts. I guarantee there won't be any accidents during the show."
After hearing this, Zhou Jiuliang decided to go back and take a nap.
"I advise you to find it sooner, because if you find it sooner, you will suffer less."
Zhou Jiuliang launched a bribery offensive, asking everyone to help find the item in exchange for running errands and buying breakfast for them.
Finally, his coat was found in the freezer.
Everyone was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. My goodness, if they had waited until before the show started to give it to them, it would have been so cold to wear it.
An iced coat, he actually thought of that!
"Zhang Jiuling!"
"I'm afraid you'll get a heatstroke, so I'll make your clothes cooler!" Zhang Jiuling made a sentence using Zhou Jiuliang's sentence pattern of "for his own good".
Everyone laughed, and Qi Long concluded: "Deyun Society is really a united and friendly big family. The brothers and sisters care about each other so much!"
(End of this chapter)
