Chapter 143 Eh? Only one room left!
It is said that whenever a group of people go to a barbecue buffet, there is usually only one person responsible for the barbecue.
I don’t know about other people’s circle of friends, but this is how Qi Long’s circle of friends is. In the past, Qi Long was always the one in charge of barbecuing. After he came to Deyun Society, there was a change, because the nephews and junior brothers couldn’t bear to watch their uncle work while they ate, so a large group of people barbecuing together.
Including the more than a year he spent lying in bed, Qi Long hasn't barbecued for a year and a half, but his skills are not rusty.
At least Zhang Wanyi, who was camping and having a picnic with him at the RV camp, ate with gusto.
This is also one of the 100 things that couples must do that she found on the Internet. With this thing, two people don’t have to think about where to go on a date, they can just choose it from the list.
"Unfortunately, the dice didn't get 66," Qi Long sighed.
Zhang Wanyi pinched him, and Qi Long said "Ouch": "Why did I say what was in my heart?"
"You did it on purpose!" Zhang Wanyi rolled her eyes at him, picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into Qi Long's mouth.
No. 66 is taking a hot spring bath together.
As their relationship progressed, Qi Long gradually started to say things that couples should say to each other, and he was no longer as hypocritical as he was in the beginning.
Food, sex and nature are what matter!
As a crosstalk performer, Qi Long has innumerable dirty jokes in his mind, but they are all told on the crosstalk stage. Privately, he will talk about them when he is with his friends, but if there are girls in the place, he will not even mention the topic.
But now, there were only couples here, so Qi Long started to use his tactics, saying that he would give her some brain teasers and ask her to prove that there was no problem with her IQ.
"You come up with the questions!"
Qi Long opened his mouth and said: "Whatever it is, it will be hard if you touch it, and it will also be hard if you don't touch it. Many girls like it, especially married girls!"
Zhang Wanyi, who had originally looked up at Qi Long, quickly glanced down and turned her head away: "I won't say it!"
"What are you thinking about? Diamonds!"
"Ah? Diamonds?"
"What are you thinking about?" Qi Long said with a wicked smile.
Zhang Wanyi picked up another piece of meat and stuffed it into Qi Long's mouth: "Eat meat!"
Qi Long successfully got her to change the subject, but he still laughed when he saw her flushed face. It was really fun to tease a girlfriend, especially when the relationship had not yet progressed to the next level and it was best to know each other inside out.
Once you get to know each other better, she won't blush and not give the answer, but will just say what she thinks, and then there will be no point.
Qi Long struck while the iron was hot and continued to ask, which part of the human body will be magnified countless times after stimulation?
Answer: Pupil.
It grows halfway up the mountain, has skin and hair, grows in Wuliu Village, and its descendants are filled with bread!
Answer: Corn!
There is a kind of rubber product that is related to the issue of life survival. It is usually put on the middle of the human body. There are big and small ones. What is it?
Zhang Wanyi answered this question correctly: "Lifebuoy!"
"Hmm?" Qi Long nodded: "I didn't think of anything wrong this time."
"What? The thing you want me to think of as something wrong has no difference in size, right?" Zhang Wanyi said seriously.
Qi Long: "Yes."
"what?"
Qi Long smiled. He couldn't play brain teasers at this time because there were people from other camping groups nearby who brought skewers and said they would treat them to a meal. They especially liked Qi Long's crosstalk.
Qi Long thanked him and scooped up half a plate of meat, reciprocating the other party's courtesy. He did not have the habit of using his celebrity status to eat and drink for free.
Even yesterday, when I borrowed money from Luo Zhiqiang's friend, I returned it after the recording of the show was over.
If there are outsiders around, couples can't talk privately, but they can sing some songs.
Qi Long sang "Zhao Hua Tai" and received a lot of applause. At this time, someone with a curious mind asked, "Hey, what happened in the fourth watch?"
"Is that something you can listen to without paying?" Qi Long joked in return.
The old man laughed and replied, "I can't hear it even if I pay!"
"That's because you haven't spent enough money yet!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
After the pleasant camping, on the way back to the city, Qi Long's car broke down. He started to repair the car and offered to call a taxi for her to go back while he waited for a tow truck.
"No, I'll accompany you!"
Huh? Qi Long was delighted and made a phone call, saying he was calling the towing company, but actually he was calling Dong Qiang, just pretending. "Oh, there's no one at the towing company right now, it'll be tomorrow morning." Qi Long said, then looked down at the hood of the car.
He didn't notice that Zhang Wanyi was covering her mouth behind him, trying hard not to laugh out loud. It was too obvious, he could see through it at a glance.
The characters on stage are portrayed very vividly, so why is this performance so exaggerated?
Qi Long turned around, and Zhang Wanyi put away her smile: "What should we do?"
"You go back. I'll stay in the hotel next door for one night and go back with the tow truck tomorrow!"
"Let me accompany you. I'll go and ask how many rooms are available!" Zhang Wanyi said and walked into the hotel next door.
Eh.
The script is not like this, I should be the one asking.
"I'll go!"
"No, I'm afraid you'll frame me! Humph!"
After a while, Zhang Wanyi came out, her face full of regret: "There is only one room left."
Qi Long was shocked. There was only one room available in the best hotel in the suburbs?
Now Qi Long also understood, well, it’s a tacit understanding, just go with the flow.
Mobile phone, come here, the props for cool battles can be used!
On January 1, student Zhang Wanyi took a day off and there was no news from Qi Long. It was not until the afternoon of the 4th that Qi Long appeared in the small theater.
"Hey, this guy doesn't like exercise, how come he has been exercising for a whole day and night?" Dong Qiang joked, "He doesn't look very tired!"
Of course, I fought all night until the next morning, around eight o'clock, and then I slept for the whole day. That night I had a short second round match, so I am not that tired today.
Qi Long raised his foot and kicked: "Stop talking nonsense, what work do you have today?"
Today is Tuesday. Yesterday was the time to submit the program list. Qi Long was sleeping and did not reply to Dong Qiang’s WeChat message, so Dong Qiang was the one who submitted the program for both of them this week.
"You still have the strength to kick me. It seems this is not a one-person sport, it's an interactive sport!"
"Please stop ruining the lyrics. Interaction? You're lucky you could even think of that!" Qi Long laughed.
Dong Qiang also laughed: "Today, it's 'Entrusting Wife and Son'. I don't know what you are going to act, so I signed up for a traditional role."
"Yeah, okay!"
For both of them, traditional opera is something they can perform on stage without any rehearsal, not to mention that this is a small theater.
As soon as the two came on stage and introduced themselves, Qi Long began to show off that he and Dong Qiang had a very, very good relationship. They grew up together and were as close as one person.
"Just say Dongqiang was eating there, and I went over and grabbed his chopsticks and started eating, and he wasn't even angry!"
"Yes, let's eat!"
"He was drinking water, and I took his water bottle and drank it myself, and he didn't get angry!"
"Yes, drink it!"
"He was kissing, and I pulled him away to kiss him myself, and he didn't get angry!"
"Yes, no, no, this score is between you and me!"
"That's what I mean. We have a good relationship!"
"What do you mean? Let me ask you, if I have some relationship with your wife, does that count as a relationship?"
Qi Long thought for a moment and replied, "This is at most a draw!"
The whole audience burst into laughter. Dong Qiang scratched his head and said, "Let me sort it out later. I'm talking about if!"
"Yes, I'm talking about the results!"
"Go, there's no such thing!"
"It's just a joke. We can joke around casually when we have a good relationship. He won't even be angry!" The opening gag went off smoothly, followed by the two's traditional performance.
(Originally this chapter had 3,000 words, but was edited and deleted)
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