Chapter 126 I will make you laugh if you complete the task!
After defeating Qin Xiaoxian and taking away one of his martial arts techniques, Qin Xiaoxian ran away, fearing that he would suddenly challenge his uncle and be retaliated against by his uncle.
Without a skill, I can't win.
Qi Long stayed to watch the fight between Huang Bai and Luo Zhiqiang, and learned that Huang Bai's Qinggong was more powerful than the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt, and that the Shadowless Kick was more powerful than the Vajra Kick. He made a surprise attack on Luo Zhiqiang at the door after he took out a skill and launched a challenge.
Qi Long felt that he had a sure win against Luo Zhiqiang, who only had two martial arts books, so he used his strongest Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms right from the start. However, Luo Zhiqiang, who had crawled into a plastic chimney, used his Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt, and Qi Long was judged to be a failure.
Moreover, Qi Long's Seven Injury Fist is weaker than Luo Zhiqiang's Vajra Kick, and the lightness skill he just obtained from Qin Xiaoxian was lost to Luo Zhiqiang.
Qi Long fled in panic, but he found out important information, that is, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is the strongest kung fu, and the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt is the weakest kung fu, but the weakest can restrain the strongest.
Just like the elephant and the mouse in the game of chess, the elephant can kill all creatures but cannot touch the mouse!
Therefore, as long as you have the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, the Golden Bell Cover, and the second strongest Shadowless Kick, your winning rate will be greatly improved. Of course, the prerequisite is to use psychological warfare to guess the opponent's move list.
Qi Long analyzed and came to a large water tank. At this time, Zhang Yixing was soaking in the water and holding his breath.
His task was to keep his mouth shut for two minutes after eating something spicy. Even if the challenge was successful, there was still Wang Xun waiting in line. Zhang Yixing's face turned red and he couldn't breathe with his mouth closed.
Qi Long knew at first glance that he couldn't challenge Yixing. Yixing was from Hunan Province, a province where people can't cook without chili peppers. He was already in this situation, let alone himself.
It is very important for a crosstalk artist to protect his voice, so Qi Long doesn’t eat spicy food much, and the less he eats, the lower his tolerance for spicy food becomes.
So he didn't plan to challenge this task, and let Wang Xun from Shancheng and Xiang People's Art Star take the challenge.
But since we're here, how can we just leave like this? We're recording a show, we need to create some show effects.
"Brother Xun, I recently found a book that is really good. I would like to recommend it to you!" Qi Long said without hesitation.
Wang Xun was puzzled: "What book?"
"It's called 'There's Always a Villain Trying to Steal My Master'?"
"Online article?"
"He also has another nickname, Journey to the West!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Wang Xun laughed. With this change in title, it became an online article.
Zhang Yixing, who had been trying hard to keep his mouth shut, immediately clamped his mouth with his hands, turning his mouth into a flat duck's mouth, and smiled with his mouth clamped.
"Yes, and there's also 'Going Home to Visit My Family, I Conquered My Cousin'!"
"What is this?"
"Dream of the Red Chamber"
"The Sickly Young Master and the Handsome Laborer"
"This is?"
"Young Runtu!"
"'The Rich Young Master Falls in Love with the Coquettish Stepmother and Regrets It Too Late - Chasing Love on a Rainy Night'!"
"This again?"
""thunderstorm"!"
“Hahahahahahaha!” Wang Xun laughed out loud. Yixing on the side felt even more uncomfortable holding it in. Finally, he opened his mouth and laughed, breathing out continuously.
Zhang Yixing's challenge was to start over from eating chili peppers. He looked uncomfortable: "Hey, Brother Qi Long! Don't tease me, hahahahaha"
It was Wang Xun's turn to eat the chili peppers. To show fairness, Qi Long spoke again after Wang Xun finished eating the spicy chicken wings.
"Yixing, let me tell you, sometimes life needs to be regular. I heard from a senior in crosstalk that senior brother Wang Xun has a very regular life. He has fixed times for eating, getting up, and going to the toilet. This way, you have a regular life and a healthy body!" Qi Long looked like he was preaching seriously.
Yixing didn’t know how to play the supporting role, and thought Qi Long was going to teach him, but Wang Xun had already covered his ears.
Qi Long went over and pried his hands apart, and continued, "Look at our Brother Xun. He eats on time at noon every day, defecates on time at eight in the morning, and gets up on time at nine."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
“Hahaha, did I poop on the bed?” Wang Xun couldn’t help laughing and pushed Qi Long away: “Stop making trouble!”
"If you two want me to go, you can, just tell me a mission location!" Qi Long asked immediately.
Zhang Yixing and Wang Xun immediately told him the location of the Qinggong and Toadgong skills they had learned, and Qi Long left with satisfaction.
It has been proven that Qinggong is not very powerful. Qi Long is not interested in it, so he rushes to the mission location of Toad Kung Fu.
The task was to hold their breath underwater for 120 seconds, which was no challenge at all for Qi Long. As a crosstalk actor, he had a large lung capacity. He dived into the water and began to time silently in his mind. At this time, Huang Bai and Qin Xiaoxian walked in.
Huang Bai immediately ran over and poured water into the water tank to disturb Qi Long.
Qin Xiaoxian squatted on the ground, making expressions to Qi Long, who was wearing swimming goggles and opening his eyes, trying to get him to stand up.
Qi Long immediately closed his eyes, out of sight, out of mind. As for Huang Bo's splashing of water, it had no effect except making his hair wet. His whole body was wet, so what was missing was his hair?
Qin Xiaoxian saw Qi Long closing his eyes and spoke: "Uncle, you told us that suffering is a blessing. Here, I, your nephew, wish you good fortune as vast as the East Sea!"
Before he finished speaking, Qi Long had already turned out the burden in his mind. Laugh? Impossible!
I know the joke, I've told it several times, can you still laugh?
"Your words won't work. They're all from crosstalk. How can he be funny? You have to improvise!" Huang Bo said to him, "Hey, is Toad taking a bath?"
Qi Long blew out a bubble and was not disturbed.
"Oh, it's a little goldfish!" Seeing Qi Long still didn't move, Huang Bai continued: "I had a friend who was holding his breath until now!"
"That's gone!" Qin Xiaoxian.
Qi Long exhaled again. What a joke from hell!
"I feel like Qi Long is going to be my second friend like this!"
"Gudongdong!" Another big mouthful of bubbles floated up.
After listening to Huang Bai's words, Qin Xiaoxian became thoughtful and thought of the work that Qi Long had passed on to him: "The Sheep Climbing a Tree"!
He immediately got into the tub and asked, "Dad is taking a bath?"
Qi Long smiled, this was really unexpected, he raised his head and started laughing. You can't laugh in water, you will choke. He was standing in the tank with his face in the water, so he stood up easily. If his whole body was underwater, they would not be so funny.
"That's enough, you two. Just to make me laugh!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The challenge failed because there were people queuing up, so Qi Long had to come out and wait for others to challenge before challenging again. It was Qi Long's turn to tease them, and Qin Xiaoxian went into the water.
Qi Long said at the side: "Didn't Qin Xiaoxian say that I love watching dance? It's true. When I was traveling before, someone asked me if I would watch folk dance. I said I didn't. The person smiled and said that I didn't wear clothes. I got angry at that time!"
Huang Bo asked back: "Are you getting angry? You have a nosebleed!"
"No, I'm angry. Do you think this person is taking me for a fool? I don't wear any clothes. How do I know what nationality you are?"
Qin Xiaoxian looked up instantly, laughed out loud, and was pulled out, and it was Huang Bai's turn to challenge him.
Qi Long actively reached out and took the microphone from the recording team, helping Qin Xiaoxian hold the microphone, looking like a good uncle. When the pompom of the microphone got on Qin Xiaoxian's collar, Qi Long's hand reached out from the collar and gently touched Qin Xiaoxian's face.
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Huang Bai, who was about to hold his breath, burst into laughter.
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned. He didn't expect to be slapped like this. It didn't hurt much but was extremely insulting. He smiled speechlessly.
Huang Bai, who was standing by, thought of Qi Long's actions as soon as he entered the water and quickly stood up.
Qi Long suggested that everyone should not hurt each other. After they have held their breath in here, they need to dry themselves and change clothes. The people outside are getting stronger and stronger, and it is not worth it for the three of us to stay here.
But there were only two secret books, so the three decided to play rock-paper-scissors!
Those who won or lost individually are eliminated, and those who put out the same two numbers stay.
Just after the rules were determined, Qi Long took advantage of Qin Xiaoxian's inattention and gave Huang Bai a fist bump.
Huang Bai nodded in understanding.
At this time, Qin Xiaoxian looked at Qi Long and scratched his head with two fingers. Qi Long blinked and gave him a wink.
"rock-paper-scissors!"
Qi Long and Huang Bai are two stones, and Qin Xiao is a pair of scissors.
"Uncle!!! You betrayed me!"
"I'll talk to Huang Bai first, hahahaha!" Qi Long spread his hands.
Just like that, Qin Xiaoxian was driven away, Qi Long and Huang Bai got the Toad Skill, and after drying their bodies and changing clothes in this room with electric heating on, they went out. As soon as they went out, Qi Long and Huang Bai kept a safe distance from each other to prevent each other from posting challenge notes.
"Long, Bai, Honglei bullied me!" At this time, Sha Yi came running over with a sad face from a distance.
The two people who were originally wary of each other immediately laughed and looked like they were enjoying themselves: "What's going on?"
Sha Yi told his experience sadly. He said he had finally eaten half a durian and obtained the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. But he met Sun Honglei, who wanted to exchange the Seven Injury Fist with him and said that the Seven Injury Fist was more powerful than the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.
The reason is that the task of the Seven Injury Fist is to cry while listening to happy songs, while the task of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is just to eat. Of course, the former is more difficult and extremely challenging.
Sha Yi believed Sun Honglei so easily, and they went to the skills transmission room to teach each other. However, right after Sha Yi passed the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to Sun Honglei, Sun Honglei got up and left!
"Hahahaha, you believe in Sun Honglei? You might as well believe that sows can be counted!" Huang Bai complained with a smile.
"You two help me, I want to defeat him! I still have two skills, help me see how to defeat Sun Honglei!"
Seeing the Shadowless Kick, Qi Long became interested: "I have important news. I tell you that you can defeat Sun Honglei, but you have to make a deal with me!" Qi Long took Sha Yi aside and told him that the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms was the most powerful and only one move could defeat him.
Give me the Shadowless Kick and I will tell you!
Sha Yi arrived at the attack and defense room and skillfully taught the Shadowless Kick to Qi Long. Qi Long kept his promise and told him: "The Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt is the technique that can restrain the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
Hearing this, Sha Yi became very excited and immediately went to get his unique magic skills.
"Sun Honglei, you old poisoner, just wait for me!"
Qi Long stood up and prepared to seek revenge on Luo Zhiqiang. Once he got the Golden Bell and Iron Shirt, they would all have a bright future!
After a while, Qi Long, who obtained the Iron Shirt but did not take the plastic tube, met Sun Honglei and Sha Yi.
"Long, hurry up, this guy won't let me go!" Sun Honglei shouted helplessly.
Sha Yi yelled, "I must fuck you today!"
"Then you post a challenge letter."
"The challenge letter was stolen by Huang Bo!" Sha Yi cried with a sad face: "Brother Long, I call you brother, please lend me one!"
"Hahahaha!" Qi Long laughed. Sha Yi, you got tricked by me when you woke up, your martial arts were cheated by Hong Lei, and your challenge letter was stolen by Huang Bai? You are such a badass!
(End of this chapter)
