Chapter 119 Program
After Guo and Lin finished their performances, there was no one left in the meeting room; everyone was taken away for punishment.
Guo Donglin was going to perform a skit at the party, and Lin Junjie was one of their co-singers.
After everyone returned to the conference room, they carefully waited for the guests to arrive. Fortunately, there was no such bombshell operation as Guo Donglin playing Lin Junjie.
The next two guests were the gentle singer Li Jian and the sweetheart leader Wang Xinling.
Neither of them had anything funny to offer.
The last singer was Da Zhangwei, who started talking nonsense as soon as he entered the room: "Hello everyone, I am Da Zhangwei, and I hope to find a partner who farts in bed!"
"What do you mean?" Qi Long immediately knew that he was saying a joke and responded.
"Capable of literature (wen) and martial arts (wu)!"
"Then you have very high requirements!" Qi Long continued.
Da Zhangwei nodded: "My crotch is on fire - of course!"
"What you said makes them all look like turtles attending day school!" Qi Long looked at the few people who were trying to hold back their laughter. He was obviously a little embarrassed by Da Zhangwei, so he also started to make jokes.
This thing is also often used in crosstalk, and there is even a special job for it, called "Witty Talk"!
"Turtle is a day student? How do you explain that?" Da Zhangwei asked Qi Long.
"I can't stay in school anymore (I can't hold back my laughter)!"
Those who were not amused by Da Zhangwei were amused by Qi Long. Nicometti smiled and pushed him angrily.
"Teacher, look, it's still a joke from our crosstalk actors. My joke is that Wu Jing is standing on Zhou Jue Lun."
"What do you mean?"
“It’s absolutely wonderful!”
"Wow, your witty remark is like the tattoo artist closing his eyes, showing off to me!"
If it was just Da Zhangwei speaking alone, it would be rather awkward, but Qi Long took over, and the two of them had a feeling like they were on a crosstalk stage, competing with each other. When two people spoke, it was not so awkward, and everyone was looking forward to what they would say.
Ruan Jingtian and Nicometti, who were laughing just now, did not leave the house and just watched where they were.
The others are still in the stage where the turtle is a day student and the turtle is living on campus!
Qi Long continued: "You can't compete with a crosstalk actor in witty remarks. You are like Sa Beining flying a kite. You are not born high. You are like Sa Beining riding a horse. You are in a dilemma. You are like Sa Beining's neck. You have a short neck. You are like Sa Beining..."
"Stop talking, hahahaha!" Sa Beining held Qi Long down: "I think you're craving for cigarettes!"
"What do you mean?"
"Looking for a shot!"
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Sa Beining's roar made everyone in the room laugh.
At this point, the last guest has appeared and all the guests are in place.
Everyone removed their makeup, changed into their normal look, and gathered in the conference room again. The six people who had originally had no confidence, after seeing the guest lineup invited by the program team, they became full of confidence and felt that the program was capable!
Sa Beining pointed at them and said, "Wow, I think it's enough for Xiao Niguang and I to be the hosts!"
Xiao Ni agreed: "Exactly, these are all talented singers!"
Sha Yi: "I'm worried now if I'll be a hindrance!"
"Indeed, six groups are enough. Look, Zhang Wei started the show and livened up the atmosphere, then Li Jian came on with his gentle performance, then Phoenix Group came on, Linghua sang, and Zeng Yi provided the supporting role."
Qi Long was just speaking when he was pushed away.
“Don’t think that they are performing crosstalk just because they are two people. Zeng Yi is not the supporting actor,” Nicometti joked.
He watched the second episode and knew that when Qi Long was tricked into telling the news, he said that he was the supporting actor.
Qi Long was not convinced and sang: [You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart! ]
Including Nicometti, who had complained about him, five people shouted together: "Stay!"
"If this isn't a supporting role, what is it?" Qi Long spread his hands.
"Hahahahaha!"
No matter how much fun they have, they still have to cooperate with others. Qi Long is the first choice who laughs the least in the challenge of holding back laughter, so he looked at the Phoenix group and said, "Let's do a group talk!"
Everyone laughed and pushed Qi Long: "He is not a crosstalk actor!"
The reason why we chose Phoenix was because Qi Long had an idea. People say Zeng Yi has few lyrics, so he thought of a song from another world to give Zeng Yi more work! But let’s not talk about this now, we’ll talk about it after the partner selection is completed.
Everyone made their choices in turn. Sa Beining, as the "Little Prince of High Notes", chose to be in a group with Han Hong, and Ruan Jingtian chose Wang Xinling, forming a combination of handsome men and beautiful women.
In fact, Ruan Jingtian was ranked last, so it stands to reason that Wang Xinling could not be chosen, but both of them are from Taiwan, which makes rehearsal convenient, so no one chose him and left it to Ruan Jingtian.
Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian, Sha Yi and Da Zhangwei, Nigomati and Lin Junjie.
After the groups were divided, the group recording was over, and everyone went their separate ways to prepare for their own activities. When they needed to rehearse, the program crew would just go over and follow them.
Logically speaking, the members basically just need to learn the guests' songs and mix along, but Qi Long talked about his own ideas to the Phoenix group.
"Teacher Linghua, do you want to experience Zeng Yi's happiness?" Qi Long asked.
Zeng Yi was puzzled: "Why should I be happy?"
"With only a few lines and half the pay, we, the supporting actors on the crosstalk stage, are so happy!"
"Hahahaha! What do you mean? You want him to sing more and I should sing less?" Linghua asked with a smile.
Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I have an idea for writing a song. Teacher Zeng Yi and I will sing rap, and you can hum and sing the hook in the middle!"
"Sure, but will we be in time? We don't have much time to prepare!"
"Tomorrow, let's find a place to discuss it. I'll get the song ready. It's all in my mind!" Qi Long said confidently, "You two take a look. If it doesn't work, we won't sing it!"
Qi Long also suggested that if people have songs they want to sing more, Qi Long cannot stop them, as they might come to the show to get additional publicity.
Hearing Qi Long's polite words, the two members of Phoenix Group had no objection and said they would listen to the song first.
The next day, Qi Long brought "Mountain and River Map" to the recording studio of the Phoenix band's contract agency. Without even listening to the song, just looking at the lyrics, Zeng Yi and Ling Hua made the decision: sing!
The lyrics are so majestic and in line with the style of their previous songs.
There is a line in the poem that they both like very much: [Look at the phoenix, it will eventually fly out to become a legend! ]
"Oh, Teacher Qi, this feels like it was written just for us!"
"Almost. You two are already legends!" Qi Long praised sincerely.
"Okay, this is it!" The two made the decision.
Zeng Yi had a lot of words and was very excited. He held Qi Long's hand and said with emotion: "I finally found the fun of memorizing words!"
Linghua Ci Shao was also very happy: "So I finally found the fun of Zeng Yi?"
"Hahahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed.
Qi Long's group has already decided to sing this song. In addition to this song, the Phoenix group will have their own stage to perform a song of their own. Qi Long also needs to prepare a program. He is a crosstalk actor, so naturally he plans to perform crosstalk.
Yue Yunpeng wants to perform with Sun Yue, so Qi Long should also find his own partner. The two groups of crosstalk actors can discuss it and just make sure they don't clash with each other.
The large stage and the distance between the audience and the stage in a stadium make crosstalk, which is intended to entertain people, unsuitable.
For CCTV's variety shows, too obscene jokes are not appropriate, and there is no need to perform those that have been performed recently, so they might as well do something traditional. They plan to perform "Letters from Shanxi Province"!
Because of the program arrangement, Qi Long, who originally had more free time, became busy, so traditional work was more convenient because Qi Long and Dong Qiang had performed it countless times during the long period of the Shanxi Province Crosstalk Society's small theater.
It's to the point that as long as the two of them are not drunk too much, there will never be any mistakes in coordination. This is tacit understanding!
In addition to their own rehearsals, they also discussed in the group, because this is an evening party that everyone has to work together to make successful, so they have to work together and give each other suggestions.
The stage prepared by Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian shocked everyone.
Because Li Jian hoped that Yue Yunpeng would play the role of the King of the Kingdom of Women on the singing stage, and the two of them would sing a song "Daughter's Love" together!
Yue Yunpeng was a little hesitant, but everyone who liked to watch the fun said that this proposal was simply great and would definitely give the audience a refreshing look and a different program effect!
So they all urged Yue Yunpeng to do it!
With their encouragement, Yue Yunpeng decided to give it a try.
Sa Beining and Han Hong were going to sing seriously. They planned to sing two songs, "Clouds of Hometown" and "Pear Blossoms Are Blooming". Everyone in the group complained that Teacher Sa was very courageous, and laughed at how Han Hong, who is at the top of the Chinese singing level, dared to sing two songs.
Qi Long said: He was admitted to Peking University because of his singing and he has forgotten his last name or name!
It was similar for Nicometti. He sang Lin Junjie's own song together with Lin Junjie, called "A Song Not Made for Anyone". But Nicometti felt very uncomfortable. He said that the song was too difficult to sing.
Mr. Lin is a man, but that high pitch is not something that an average man can sing.
He decided to sing harmony, the bass kind.
In this regard, Qi Long, who has no scruples in the group, commented:
[Nikomaiti, a man without climax! ] This caused the group to burst into laughter, and Qi Long then explained that there was no climax in the song!
Ruan Jingtian and Wang Xinling decided to sing a sweet song "When You", which was written by Lin Junjie and given to Wang Xinling to sing.
Therefore, Ruan Jingtian and Sa Beining were both rated as the courageous group. How could you not have courage when you sing in front of the original creator and singer?
As for the last Lao Sha, he has been posting photos of himself sitting on the ground exhausted in the group every day these past few days, complaining that Da Zhangwei is full of energy. He can just sing when he is asked to sing, and he has to jump along while jumping and shouting: This feeling is so cool!
In this way, the program list was officially finalized, including twelve songs, two crosstalks, and a sketch, with professional hosts Sa Beining and Nigomati.
The standards are quite high, just waiting for the performance!
Sorry, I was too sleepy after writing the last chapter. I thought I would lie down for half an hour, but ended up lying down until 9:30.
(End of this chapter)
