With such absurd speculation, Lu Mian no longer paid too much attention to the affairs of the Fool and Siegfried.
Let them be. It's always right to remain unchanged in the face of ever-changing circumstances.
In this way, everyone spent a short period of time that was ordinary but relaxing and made people want to cherish it unconsciously, just as a rest.
Kiana doesn't even want to look for her own father anymore.
The main theme is to enjoy life here and not think of flying away.
Then, Theresa took action.
She happily sent Kiana, Raiden Mei, and Bronya to the classroom, saying, "Fighting the Honkai is important, but we can't give up our studies."
Among them, only Kiana, who had been with Siegfried since childhood and had not received much systematic education, reacted most strongly.
The girl resisted many times but to no avail. Instead, Theresa picked up Judas and beat him into a pulp.
It can be seen that Theresa really did a ruthless job. Kiana cried to Lu Mian for several days with a big lump on her head.
Lu Mian could only gently rub her wounds to comfort her equally wounded heart.
The three Lu families were assigned academic tasks, and Lu Mian, who was almost a group with them, naturally could not escape the arrangement.
Considering his age and knowledge level, Theresa did not let him stay in prison for a few more years, but instead created a new position for him:
The only psychologist in the school's health room.
The reason is very simple. In Theresa's words:
"Most of these kids are orphans who survived the Honkai outbreak. They may have some trauma hidden in their hearts. I didn't pay attention to this aspect before. Fortunately, you are so reasonable. You are the best psychologist. I am optimistic about you~"
Lu Mian was surprisingly not opposed to this job.
After all, he didn't want to stay in St. Freya's Academy and eat and drink for free, so there was nothing wrong with doing some work.
This idea lasted until the second day after he actually took office.
As one of the only two males in the entire St. Freya Academy, Lu Mian has an incredible appearance that makes anyone weak in the knees. It is no exaggeration to say that most of the St. Freya Academy has a certain interest in him. The rest of them don’t dislike him, but they have not seen him yet.
This directly led to the number of female students who came to him for "medical treatment" being able to circle St. Freya's Academy more than three times.
I'm so tired that I'm numb.
What's even more outrageous is that despite his best efforts in psychological counseling, the results are still not very good, as follows:
On the first day, I talked to the female students about their ideals and hopes, hoping that they could be happier in their daily lives.
The next day, they wanted to discuss the mystery of life with me further...
Chapter 1: Day in St. Freya
As we all know, modern civilization has unreasonable sexism against men for various reasons.
Living in the same broken world, women can have many different plans when growing up;
Men, on the other hand, have only one thing to do: survive to adulthood.
Because objectively speaking, just staying alive is already a very, very remarkable thing for them.
Crispy males die really easily.
This has also directly led to a serious imbalance in the ratio of men to women.
Q: To what extent is the imbalance?
Answer: The vast majority of regions in the world support and even encourage the implementation of polygamy.
Even so, there will still be a situation where there are more wolves than meat.
As a result, many women have embarked on the road of lesbianism, which has led to the development of various technologies such as in vitro fertilization.
After truly and thoroughly understanding this worldview, Lu Mian understood the curiosity and overly strong "desire for knowledge" of the students at St. Freya Academy towards him.
However, understanding does not mean support. He has no intention of living in St. Freya and drastically raising the fertility rate of St. Freya Academy.
Therefore, he politely rejected those students who were too bold or had some potential, and used the energy he had used to educate Otto and Karin to talk to them about their ideals and hopes again.
Compared with the previous psychological treatment, the effect of this education was very good. The girls who were educated by Lu Mian were deeply moved and changed their ways. They were determined to study hard and make progress every day.
only......
This time the effect seems to be too good, too good.
The girls' pursuit of Lu Mian further turned into admiration.
Overnight, two new rankings appeared in St. Freya Academy:
Most popular male teachers list:
First place, Lu Mian.
Second place, a certain Walter Young who teaches history.
But, Lu Mian is not a teacher at all?
Don't ask, just say whether he is popular or not.
The most responsible male teacher list:
First place, Lu Mian.
The second place is Walter Yang, who looks very weak.
But, Lu Mian is really not a teacher?
Don’t ask. If you ask again, Walter Yang will be fired as a teacher and the list will be changed to a male list.
Walter Young: ?
Regarding the female students' pursuit and love for him, Lu Mian chose to accept it all with peace of mind.
At least now they don't want to sleep with him as much, which is a victory.
Afterwards, he adjusted his original 24-hour business hours to two hours of psychological counseling every day, regardless of their cries.
Lu Mian does not revolve around the students of St. Freya Academy, he also has his own life.
Right now, his fighting power almost entirely comes from the Void Wanzang. Relying on the power brought by such external objects is not a long-term solution after all. He has to seek strength from himself.
I must become strong, both for myself and to be able to see Otto and Kallen again!
Therefore, after deliberately arranging enough free time for himself, he immediately started training, which was not even "hard" enough to describe:
With a mortal body that had not been properly trained, he managed to catch up with the training volume of the students of St. Freya Academy.
In order to make up for the losses incurred in the process, he also exchanged some nutritious meals from the system mall.
The price is favorable and the effect is very good. The only drawback is that it tastes bad. It tastes so bad that he often feels dazed and doubts whether he is eating hot food...
Even so, there was no rest for a moment and no laziness at all.
Kiana and Raiden Mei took turns looking for him, but they rarely ran into him outside of working hours.
This kind of life lasted for a full half month.
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St. Freya Academy, noon.
"Clap clap-"
Theresa stood in front of the staff dormitory where Lu Mian lived, holding a specially prepared fruit basket in one hand and patting the door with the other.
For a long time, no one responded, and no footsteps were heard.
Seeing this, Theresa tilted her head, guessed Lu Mian's condition, and took out a key from somewhere's pocket, opened the door, and stepped into the room.
As the principal of St. Freya Academy, she should hold all the keys to prevent any accidents.
Now is the time to use it.
As soon as you enter the house, you see a quiet, tidy and orderly living room, which is enough to make people who see it feel happy, but there is no worldly air or any trace of daily life.
All faculty and staff dormitories are standard four-person rooms. The three special students, Kiana, Mei Raiden, and Bronya, were assigned to Himeko Murata's dormitory.
Logically speaking, in order to save space, Lu Mian should also be assigned to the dormitory where Mr. Yang, the history teacher, currently lives.
But perhaps Lu Mian's inexplicable kindness affected Theresa, and she gave Lu Mian more choices out of selfishness.
Should I live under the same roof with a strange man, or live alone, which I am more comfortable with?
This choice was not difficult for Lu Mian.
Getting back to the topic, Theresa closed the door behind her and changed her shoes at the entrance.
It was also her first time to visit Lu Mian. She was holding a fruit basket and tentatively knocked on the door of the first bedroom.
"Please come in." A gentle but weak male voice responded.
Hearing this, Theresa opened the door.
What comes into view is a bedroom that is as "boring" as the living room, with no entertainment options at all.
Under the gray window on a cloudy day, a man in disheveled clothes stood quietly in front of the bed, apparently having just climbed out of bed.
His eyes were not friendly.
Lu Mian: (._.)
Seeing Lu Mian's eyes that seemed to imply something, Theresa subconsciously clenched her hands holding the fruit basket, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.
"Don't look down on the principal!"
Hearing the sound, Lu Mian squatted down silently, and then...
(°_°)
Looking at his calm yet slightly dull expression, Theresa took a deep breath and suddenly had the urge to throw the fruit basket away.
But in the end she held back, "Even if you look me in the eye right now, I won't be happy. Also, I'll spare you this time because you're a patient, but don't be so irritating next time."
After saying that, she casually placed the fruit basket in her hand on the desk.
Lu Mian took this opportunity to lie back on the bed.
Seeing this, Theresa walked to Lu Mian's bed, pulled out a chair and jumped on it. "Why did you suddenly get sick? It's so serious that you have to take a short vacation. Is it because the hidden injuries that were found before were not cured?"
After Lu Mian and his group arrived at St. Freya Academy, Theresa arranged a comprehensive physical examination for them.
Although Lu Mian's body had been mostly healed by the mimicked Black Abyss White Flower at that time, there were still some minor hidden injuries that needed to be treated.
Theresa guessed that perhaps these hidden injuries had suddenly worsened.
Now it was Lu Mian's turn to be speechless. He turned his head to look at the gray sky outside the window, feeling the warm feeling coming from the treatment of the Black Abyss White Flower, and said vaguely:
"It's not a big deal, the hidden injuries have almost been healed.
"That's just life. You're always going to get hurt accidentally, and you're always going to get lazy sometimes, um..."
What kind of good person can train himself to the point of muscle dissolution?
A serious illness ruined my sports dream.
Not everyone is a "super stupid goose man". Even if you crave power, you should not push yourself too much. You have to take it step by step.
Well, every failure is a learning experience...
Chapter 2: The Passerby Heroine Xiao Ai Li (Three in One)
Lu Mian recalled his training plan that was too cruel to his body and didn't really want to talk.
Theresa didn't have X-ray vision, so she didn't know that Lu Mian practiced martial arts sincerely but accidentally became obsessed.
She quietly observed Lu Mian, who was half dead and had lost his fighting spirit, and as if by inspiration she raised her jade hand and placed the back of her hand on his forehead.
As soon as the contact was made, her hand suddenly bounced away, "Oh my god, it's so hot! Did that old guy Siegfried know that you were dating Kiana so he sneaked into St. Freya's Academy and stuffed the Holy Judge of Skyfire into your mouth?!"
Hearing this, Lu Mian looked at Theresa and blinked.
Do I have a fever?
