Chapter 91: Close to the face and open up
Zhang Ailun: OK, I'll take it then. Please help me get a CCW certificate.
Fake certificate dealer: I have two channels here, one is legal but time-consuming, the other is time-saving but illegal. Which one do you want? The time-saving one is more expensive.
Allen Zhang: Legal.
Fake certificate dealer: [Mysterious code] You need to register your real name information on this website, fill in the written test information, and after passing the review, someone will email you to go to the offline venue for assessment. Although we can guarantee that you will pass the initial written test 100%, you still need to master some security knowledge and shooting skills.
Zhang Ailun: So I need to take the test myself for the legal and compliant ones? I spent $400 and only got a chance to take the test offline? What about the illegal ones?
Fake certificate dealer: Ordinary people don't get this opportunity. People who are not police academy graduates or retired from the military cannot get approval. If you don't have time, you can spend another $200 to ask a professional to take the exam for you! Or you can ask someone to go over and spend $50 to swipe the card to enter the exam room. I can recommend you an invigilator. They are all my own people and will not embarrass you.
Fake certificate dealer: It’s illegal. We can get it for you directly, but you will bear the consequences at your own risk.
Zhang Ailun: Okay, then I'll just take the test myself. I can buy off the invigilator for $50? Isn't that too cheap?
Fake certificate dealer: You don't need to have such an idea. This is no different from taking a driver's license test. The invigilator receives many such orders every day. One person is $50, ten people are $500, and one hundred people are $5000. The invigilator is only responsible for letting your people enter the examination room, not for letting you get the certificate. Everything must be backed by real background data.
After all, it is too abstract that a person who cannot even assemble and use a gun and has no idea how to protect others, and whose mission is clearly to protect his employer, runs even further away than his employer when something happens, can get a security certificate for such an outrageous person.
If you take a driver's license test, you must be able to steer the wheel and step on the accelerator, right? You can't just sit in the passenger seat when you find a job and let your boss or employer drive for you.
Zhang Ailun chose a legal and compliant process, but he was not sure about it. He might have to take several offline assessments, which cost $50 each time, and it would cost several hundred dollars if he got stuck. After all, he had never been to a military or police school, so he could only pin his hopes on Sig.
Xige was also surprised by his idea. "Do you want to verify it? Or are you going through the middleman channel?"
"Don't say that. If I want to legally own a gun, I must have a legal certificate! But I can only pull the trigger, and I may not be able to shoot accurately. I can't protect others, and I don't understand any theoretical knowledge, so I need you to take the exam for me."
Although Zhang Ailun was confident that he could pass the assessment through practice and study, the time and energy he put in was not proportional to the benefits. To him, time was money. If he could spend money to go through the back door to skip the process, there was no need for him to go through the front door himself.
My shooting skills are not good, I can practice them slowly later.
If you can’t make money, you can’t even buy bullets.
Those gang leaders and bosses are all high-ranking people. They must have paid for their licenses and spent money if they could. Fighting and killing are done by the brainless and powerless minions. Even though the street gangsters shoot and kill fiercely all day long, they go to jail, take the blame, and get shot. Which of these are not what they have to deal with?
If you come out here without any ability, background or money, you are just a small fry.
After thinking about it, Sig agreed. Offline assessment was a piece of cake for him and he was 99% sure to pass it. What stumped most people was the preliminary written test, which % of people could not pass.
Those who want to do this job must have practiced hard in private, and they are basically good at shooting.
But what's the point of being good at shooting? There are many people who are good at shooting, so will you pass them all?
The auditors will simply cross your application out and declare you unqualified because they will see that you have no connections, no background, and have not paid any money.
I will only work for you if you pay me. Why should I work for you if you don’t pay me?
Everyone else paid but you didn't, why do you think you can pass? If I let you pass today, it would be the biggest irresponsibility to the customers who paid!
The main focus is on doing one's job conscientiously.
Zhang Ailun logged into the website of [Mysterious Code] with his mobile phone, filled in his personal information, and began to copy the standard answers. After a few minutes, he finished all the test questions, then chose to submit and wait for notification.
Someone will take care of it for him backstage, after all, he spent $400!
During this time, Sig also assembled the remaining pistols. After obtaining Zhang Ailun's consent, he chose to hide the guns in the RV. After all, it was not safe in the tent as it was not an indoor environment.
The storage location is under Zhang Ailun's bed and in the closet of his master bedroom, and the bullets and guns are also kept separately.
With the support of weapons, everyone didn't care about the upcoming troubles at all. Even if the other party really had a gun, they could not withstand the firepower of the submachine gun.
Ten minutes later, horns honked and high beams shone from the street. A shabby Ford pickup truck ran rampantly into the bridge camp, then skidded and braked to a stop in front of everyone.
The car window was rolled down, and there was still harsh rap music coming out, a mess of blaring noises, and it was obvious that the horn was not a good thing.
A few sloppy black people got out of the car immediately.
They look like street people, because everyone's pants are hanging down, half of their buttocks are exposed. Pure West Coast style!
The leader, a black man, was wearing a red vest, with gold rings on his hands and a big gold chain around his neck. He walked over with his head shaking, and spoke in a black accent with a rap tone.
"Hey! Guys, let's talk about something! Who's Jennifer here?"
Several black men also came over with baseball bats and fruit knives. They lifted up their clothes, revealing their black crooked handles, with arrogant and domineering faces.
When Zhang Ailun saw the various equipment on them, his eyes lit up.
Is this gold chain really that thick? If it is real, isn't it pure and delivered to your door?
"I am. You were called by Matt Spencer, right? Are you here just to take revenge on a woman like me?" Jennifer stood up and sneered, "Gender equality, huh?"
Lao Hei was immediately stunned. He didn't expect that the other party actually knew their purpose.
After looking at each other, he said immediately: "Since you already know everything, there is no need to waste our time. Men and women are equal!!"
"Look at you, baby. You are so sweet. It's a pity that you don't make movies and become a star."
When Lao Hei saw the blonde Jennifer, who looked like a typical American sweet girl, he was instantly moved. If he wanted to change his mind and not fully fulfill his promise to his employer, he had to at least let them vent first.
"Fuck you!"
Jennifer didn't tolerate them. She raised her middle finger and cursed, "You niggers who were born by your father but not raised by your mother! Go back to your mother's moldy hole and rebuild yourself! Do you need my help? Or do you want me to whip you hard and send you back to the African savannah? The farm in Texas is where you belong!"
Damn it.
I'm going to open it up close to your face.
Zhang Ailun and others were stunned.
(End of this chapter)
