However, when he was running around with Elquet on his back and passed by the makeshift stage in the central square, He stopped involuntarily.
On the big screen in the center of the stage, short videos and pictures were playing in a loop. Most of them were of beautiful women with their own unique qualities. A banner that read "Preliminary Voting for the First College War Culture Festival Beauty Pageant" was also prominently displayed above the stage.
However, in these short videos and pictures, I could clearly see myself on the right!
And what a coincidence was the scene where I imitated Qiu Ye and others talking to the female discipline student!
If you evaluate it from a very objective perspective, it is very feminine.
The right side clearly felt the constant vibration of the elasticity behind him.
Elquet laughed madly, and the right side was dull.
Chapter 639: The Beauty Pageant Preliminaries
The person on the right was directly named on the list during the preliminary stage of the beauty pageant, and it seems that she received quite a few votes, and is currently hovering around fifth or sixth place.
As the saying goes, it is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone. Elquet, who was gloating over the misfortune, quickly called the other girls over, while the right side, who knew it was futile to stop them, simply didn't even bother to stop them.
Everyone reacted quickly to this kind of comprehensive school activity, but except for those who had actually seen Youfang in women's clothing, no one could connect the long black straight-haired Yamato Nadeshiko with the little girl with glasses on Youfang.
The male compatriots who gradually arrived did not make fun of Youfang too much. After all, they were all good friends who dressed as women. However, in addition to Youfang, Kurama, Ranma (Niang Niizume) and even Izumi Shinichi (cell transformation into female body) were all on the list, especially Kurama, who had a normal photo of himself dressed as a man but still led Youfang in votes.
Maybe this is the true meaning of choosing "beauty" rather than choosing "beauty".
The right side now just wants to know which unscrupulous guy posted the photo of Teacher Hapshell.
Can teachers participate too! ?
No, that's not the point. The point is, can this peace-loving monster angel also participate?
Yes, indeed you can. In addition to the normal student group, there is actually a teacher group. After all, faculty and staff are also an indispensable part of the cultural festival. In the two-dimensional academy, perhaps many people's first sexual fantasy is given to the sexy or pure health room teacher.
Just like the school nurse Marikawa who has transferred to Misaki High School, the two bombs on her chest are enough to make her male compatriots crazy.
But just as some people thought at the beginning, there are still quite a lot of boring people in this world. Hapshell's votes are not zero. On the contrary, at the current stage, he is almost in the top three of the teacher group.
This forced everyone to accept the eye-catching images when viewing the teachers' group's footage.
I don't know who took the photo on the right and when, but why it is a picture of the guy with greasy body, his hands swung behind him and one leg stretched out in the air, with the wings behind him and the angel halo above his head shining brightly.
What kind of situation could have allowed this to be captured? It's puzzling.
Beautiful things are an eternal topic. People come and go in front of this stage, and everyone is voting very actively.
However, the results of the right side were visibly suppressed. Even though the girls around him were shouting and urging the right side to charge forward like they were watching a horse race, it was meaningless. Although the votes were still moving, they had gradually stabilized. If there were no accidents, the current ranking would not change.
“These girls are so beautiful…”
Qiu Ye's remarks obviously had a sour taste.
Although I came here with the idea of making fun of her at first, she is still a girl after all, and a girl with outstanding appearance. It would be a lie to say that I don't care at all.
Although Shion and the others didn't care about this kind of thing, they nodded in agreement. Except for some special people, those currently on the list were indeed rare beautiful girls. However, compared to being simply beautiful, perhaps being beautiful and having unique features was the key to being on the list.
The first place in the votes is now firmly held by "Miyakoji Mizuho" from "Seiyo Girls' Academy". Her elegant posture and gentle expression are almost the most standard appearance of an aristocratic lady. Almost no one has expressed any objection to her first place in the votes.
The second place with the most votes is completely different from the long-haired Miyakoji. She has short hair in a bun and a high-slit cheongsam. "Kinoshita Hideyoshi" from "Bungetsu Gakuen" is obviously not as good as the first place in terms of figure, but she has a unique charm that is conveyed through the picture, making everyone clearly feel that she is very girly and very cute, without any annoying elements at all.
The third place is Kurama. Even wearing such a handsome men's outfit couldn't make his votes drop. It can be seen that his appearance is already attractive to both men and women.
"Gido Mariya" from "Ame no Kikunoki Gakuen" successfully took the fourth place with her charming teardrop mole, long golden hair and twin ponytails, but everyone's focus may be more on the small whip in her hand. This wonderful combination, coupled with the exposed short video, exudes a sadistic temperament, making the sadistic and latent sadistic people in the crowd couldn't help but give her their votes.
However, starting from the fifth place, a distinct weird smell could be felt on the right.
"Jun Watarase" from "Mizuhozaka Gakuin", who is currently ranked fifth, directly posted a short video. In the video, she has long hair that many girls envy, and the maid outfit she wears is also extremely suitable. There is no sense of incongruity when she makes various cute magic heart-shaped gestures that infuse "making omelette rice delicious". But the problem is that her voice and posture are completely feminine, but she directly declared that she is a man, and she actively participated in the beauty pageant as a man.
My goodness, with this level of feminine appearance, I'm afraid many men wouldn't be able to tell even if she were thrown into bed, let alone fast forward to fencing.
But there is no doubt that this male Watarase Jun is not only the most beautiful girl in their town, but also has his own fan club.
So, do these people like gender or appearance? I guess as long as the appearance is good, they can accept it even if they have to grit their teeth and practice sword fighting?
As for why the right side feels weird, you have to continue reading.
The sixth person is in a sense an acquaintance of the person on the right. Although I have never met him, I have had some phone contact with him. He is "Gokawa Shido" from "Tokyo Metropolitan Raizen High School"...
This guy is obviously a man, so who is the beautiful girl with long hair in the picture?
Could it be that he was also forced into the same situation as himself, having to dress as a woman and being sent for inspection by a mysterious person?
Looking at the pitiful figure in the picture with tears in his eyes trying to snatch something back from the other side, You Fang felt that his guess might not be too wrong.
As for Youfang herself, she dropped to seventh place. However, she felt that there was something wrong with this ranking, because whether looking up or down, the people on the list all had very strong personal characteristics. Although Youfang's performance was very feminine, she actually had long straight black hair that could be seen everywhere. She should not have stayed here at all.
Anyway, the right side thinks there is a problem.
As for the current eighth place...
It was the JK-suited Accelerator that Youfang missed during his shift break, and Accelerator’s exhibition pictures might be different from everyone else’s.
This battle picture is even blurred because it shows Accelerator touching Nura's huge loofah head, forcing the internal and external pressures to become unbalanced and finally causing the entire head to explode on the spot.
Highlight a bloody one.
This is not just one set of pictures, but a set of pictures. The continuous switching of the screen records the whole process of Accelerator, who has blown up Nura, discovering the peeping Tom. The last frame is frozen on Accelerator, with blood on his face, looking at the camera with a weird facial expression.
Photographer, sacrificed.
Chapter 640: Haunted House Terminator
According to gossip, the photographer who died (not dead yet) was Kouta Tsuchiya, who was a classmate of Hideyoshi Kinoshita. In order to upload pictures of pretty girls to the student council, Kouta Tsuchiya has "died" countless times since the cultural festival began.
Such a weird picture can still allow Accelerator to stay in eighth place, which shows the importance of appearance.
The sickly and cold red-eyed, white-haired JK is Accelerator's current character design. It's not that rare, but at least she looks more lively than "Ayanami Rei" from "Tokyo-3 Municipal First Junior High School" which is ranked ninth.
There is no problem with Rei Ayanami herself, but as a participant in the plot of the flesh and blood surrogate mother, she also killed a considerable number of clones. No matter how you look at this girl on the right, something seems wrong. It always feels like she will turn into a bloody slime in the next moment.
As for the current 10th, 11th and 12th places, they are all from the male-only school "Fujimori Academy", which directly indicates that their gender is "male". The three "Koto Toyomi", "Yonotani Yushiro" and "Kono Toru" have become "princesses" in the school due to strange school rules. The three male students with both male and female facial features wear extremely gorgeous Gothic-style long skirts, which also arouses a lot of interest in the school rules of this school.
In short, the ranking on the right seems to be messed up from the fifth place, but in fact it has been messed up since the first place. It is clearly a beauty pageant preliminaries, but the real genders of these people on the list are far more complicated than what everyone sees...
It is foreseeable that the official selection tomorrow night will be even more chaotic.
"Do you want to participate?"
"Only ghosts will participate."
Youfang answered Liangyizhi's boring question without thinking.
So what if he is on the list? If Youfang doesn't want to go, no one can force him to go.
However, Youfang, who is quite self-aware, knows that he cannot maintain his position in the top ten with his level. The reason why people around him are amazed is purely because of the strong contrast with Youfang's usual appearance. Under this comparison, Youfang in women's clothing seems quite outstanding, but for people who have never seen Youfang, it is just that.
The comments on the right are quite impressive, so a possibility arises, that is, the person who took the photo of him was someone who wanted to mess with him but his hostility was not really that deep.
Who could it be? Youfang couldn't figure it out for a moment.
The night of the cultural festival has just begun. There are daytime activities and naturally nighttime activities. It is inconceivable to expect the energetic players to go to the dormitories arranged by the school and sleep obediently.
Activities such as adventure and haunted houses really only become more interesting when night falls.
According to the instructions in the cultural festival manual, the fireworks display will start on time at 8 o'clock in the evening. Even if you don't want to do anything else, at least you have to watch the sparkling fireworks before going back to rest.
Although there are many people who can create special effects that far surpass fireworks, what everyone enjoys here is the atmosphere.
It would be even more enjoyable if you also have some candy apples, marshmallows, chocolate bananas, etc.
Because of the beauty pageant, Youfang also formed a large group with his girls. However, looking around, groups traveling together like Youfang are actually everywhere. There is one man and multiple women, one woman and multiple men, and a mixture of men and women. It's nothing strange at all, and everyone is used to it. And because they are all set in the two-dimensional world, they are basically a combination of handsome men and beautiful women.
Youfang's choice of snacks is always different from others. When choosing between sweet and salty, he always prefers the latter. When the girls were all holding apple candies and chewing on them, Youfang chose roasted corn with butter and chili powder. When they were eating marshmallows, Youfang was sucking fried noodles, highlighting his unsociability.
When passing by the door of a haunted house built in the wild that covered a large area, Youfang subconsciously took out the fruit knife from his sleeve, because he felt a lot of real demonic aura in this temporary building.
But when he realized that this was a cultural festival, he put the knife on the right back.
It's just using real ghosts to scare people, it's just normal operation.
"Would you like to try it? The ticket is 500 yuan per person, and if you can hold back from screaming the whole time, there will be extra gifts~"
Perhaps the behavior of stopping on the right side attracted the attention of the haunted house's doorman, who hurried over and started to solicit customers.
After all, there are only two reasons for the existence of haunted houses. One is to allow couples to enjoy the tense atmosphere, and then when the girls scream, the boys puff out their chests and hug their female companions to show their masculinity.
Another meaning is to give gamblers a place to commit suicide.
However, the premise for the existence of these two meanings is the horror level of the haunted house. It cannot be too scary to scare people into incontinence, nor can it be too scary to make people see the flaws at a glance. The degree is not so easy to grasp.
On the right, it is not clear whether it is because time has passed and everyone has experienced it or no one is simply willing to come. Judging from the aura of real monsters and demons that can be sensed, it is most likely the latter.
Right's eyes met with the gatekeeper's, and both of them saw something familiar in the other for a moment.
"...Nueno?"
"...Tono?"
OK, the code matches.
The man in front of him, wearing a glove on his left hand, a cheap white shirt and a black tie, and looking very poor, was none other than Nue Narumi Meisuke, who led the black nine-tailed fox in the previous plot of the Emperor Li Mo's attack and defense.
Although both of them looked like elementary school students at the time, and now one is a high school student and the other is an adult, the core remains unchanged.
The one on the right is looking at the internal organs, while Nueno Meisuke is looking at the soul. Even if the appearance changes, the core will not change, so it is not uncommon for two people to recognize each other at the same time.
What is strange is that Nueno Meisuke is not only an elementary school student, but also a teacher, a psychic teacher who teaches Chinese and mathematics.
However, being a teacher, especially an elementary school teacher, and being a teacher in an elementary school built on a former cemetery with a spiritual field as strong as Mount Osorezan, he has had an extremely bitter life just based on the plot of this campus.
If the vampires faced by the right are tangible dangers, then the monsters and demons that Nueno Meisuke has to face are invisible disasters, and reloading the save file is a common occurrence.
"Support a wave of old friends."
Youfang pulled out a 500-yuan school ticket.
Go in from the right, and the girls will naturally have to go in too, this wave means a lot of 500 yuan!
Nueno Meisuke, who had once been possessed by the real god of poverty and still had some bad luck that often required him to rely on spiritual power to take coins out from under vending machines to make a living, was immediately grateful. Without saying a word, he pulled open the deliberately old door curtain and motioned for the people on the right to come in.
The girls pushed and shoved each other, and each of them seemed very excited. They didn't know whether the excitement of the haunted house itself or the opportunity to attack the right in the dark would come.
However, the moment the last person to enter, Youfang, stepped in, Nueno Meisuke caught a glimpse of Youfang's bright eyes.
That is the legendary pure eye that only enlightened monks possess!
Just as Nueno Meisuke was about to say something, the door curtain of the haunted house had already closed automatically and impatiently.
Not long after, screams began to come from deep inside the haunted house. However, Nueno Meisuke knew very well that none of those screams came from humans...
Chapter 641: Fire Sticks in the Refrigerator
Youfang is not a devil, and he would not kill ghosts at will in a joyful environment like a cultural festival.
In any case, this haunted house is clearly the "Domori Elementary School" where the fighter Nueno Meisuke belongs, which means that the people who can help him come to the haunted house are most likely friends and companions.
However, if Youfang didn't take action, it didn't mean that the girls in Youfang's family would hold back. Even if Youfang didn't take action, his pure eyes that emitted Buddha's light in the darkness were enough to scare the ghosts out of their wits.
If Nueno Meisuke is a traditional exorcist, most of the time he relies on the chanting of various scriptures and his experience with various demon deeds to perform traditional exorcism rituals. Only when peaceful actions don't work will he use the ghost hand transformed from the strongest evil ghost in hell to carry out violent exorcism.
In comparison, both Youfang and Kageyama are the elite among the exorcists, and they use pure force to suppress the opponent. As long as they are sure that the opponent is not a kind spirit, the only thing they will do is to use the magic eye to annihilate the opponent with the power of the sword spirit.
There is nothing wrong with the actions of both sides, and there is no such thing as mutual contempt or hatred. It's just that they are good at different things.
After a full burst of ghostly howling, the Tong Shou haunted house fell into silence.
There was a trace of sadness on Nueno Meisuke's face, and he kept counting the school tickets over and over again in his hands, while thinking about how many boxes of instant noodles he should buy.
"Ah, that's really interesting~"
It was still the same door they had entered through. Elquet walked out first, looking refreshed, which was totally unlike the expression a girl should have after entering a haunted house.
Nueno Meisuke glanced at Elquet's hand, which was raised because he was stretching, and there seemed to be something invisible to the naked eye on the fingertips.
There seems to be Kappa's flesh in the cracks of the nails...
The girls came out one after another, talking and laughing, and they didn't look like they were frightened by the haunted house at all.
Although Nueno Meisuke had already figured out something from the howling of ghosts, he still felt somewhat unwilling when he actually saw this scene.
You should know that the haunted house here not only has many of Nueno Meisuke's monster friends, but also uses crystal balls to recreate many of the supernatural events he has experienced, such as Izuma Tenma, Hanako in the toilet, the medical model turning into a human, the three sisters with slit mouths, etc.
It would have been fine if I couldn't scare Toono Shiki, but it was really embarrassing that I couldn't even scare those cute girls.
